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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 239459 times)

Dr. Buttplug

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I could get a Crown Vic cheap, but if I wanted a project car I'd get something more kosher.

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I could get a Crown Vic cheap, but if I wanted a project car I'd get something more kosher.
Jackal Flapnasty, March 28, 2018, 10:50:56 am
Yeah now's not the best time to look like a cop is it.

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I could get a Crown Vic cheap, but if I wanted a project car I'd get something more kosher.
Jackal Flapnasty, March 28, 2018, 10:50:56 am
Yeah now's not the best time to look like a cop is it.
Carbon, March 28, 2018, 01:08:40 pm

But what if you're on a mission from God?
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Shell Game has an evil twin named Game Shell and it's a turtle who reviews videogames on youtube
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Shell Game has an evil twin named Game Shell and it's a turtle who reviews videogames on youtube
Wrought, March 28, 2018, 02:00:38 pm

is there a reverse [~you] function I'm not aware of? because i swear I'm always worried of falling for yet another one of those mean mean tricks!
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Shell Game has an evil twin named Game Shell and it's a turtle who reviews videogames on youtube
Wrought, March 28, 2018, 02:00:38 pm

is there a reverse [~you] function I'm not aware of? because i swear I'm always worried of falling for yet another one of those mean mean tricks!
Shell Game, March 28, 2018, 03:07:43 pm
I have an evil twin named Thguorw and he eats rats and bugs
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i have an evil twin called nottyrk and he wants you to know he does not originate from asia minor
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If you eat a ton of ice, you might have low iron. What vitamin/mineral are you short on if you gnaw on frozen pizza rolls?

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Dignity
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Erotica writers secretly wish women had to wear ass bras so they could quantify how big their butts are
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Erotica writers secretly wish women had to wear ass bras so they could quantify how big their butts are
Wrought, March 29, 2018, 09:14:13 am

D - Donk
BD - BaDonk
BDD - BaDonkaDonk
SM - Sir Mix-a-Lot
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Whenever I die, I want to put 'killed by fall damage' on my tombstone.

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ive had the phrase 'wokeback mountain' bouncing around my head all day.
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ive had the phrase 'wokeback mountain' bouncing around my head all day.
Mix, March 29, 2018, 06:10:10 pm

Two young men meet at a march in Washington DC, one carrying a "WOMENS RIGHTS NOW" sign, the other "DONT SHOOT :C". They look at each other's asses. Fucking ensues.
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today 2000 years ago jesus was crucified because you slimeboys wont stop jerkin it to anime tity
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