Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[krytton]

i heard trump has a poor hymen rights record. pause for laughs

[Shigan]

My new rapper name is Incoherent Technique

[Corn Syrup]

You know you're tired when you're trying to rhyme 'Chuckanut' with 'what the fuck'.

[Mix]

What happens when a vegan realizes their kink is vore

[Wrought]

The Five Stages of "The Clerk Didn't Activate My Fuckin Gift Card Right"

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I swear it was only a few weeks ago there was goddamn snow now its 25 degrees and I'm dying. I don't know how people live in warm places. If it's cold I can always add layers as necessary but when it's hot there's nothing else I can do without resorting to public nudity followed by skinning myself.

Fuck the weather. Why can't it just be a steady 12 outside and 17 inside at all times?

[Mix]

hey 300

[Wrought]

Hmm, I'm halfway through this take home exam, and it's 1 am, so maybe I should just go to bed and finish it tomorrow morni-oooohhhh okay second cup of coffee just kicked in workworkworkworkwork

[Lemon]

Apparently other people listen to different albums throughout the day?

Anyway, this Screaming Females album is still good.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Apparently other people listen to different albums throughout the day?

Anyway, this Screaming Females album is still good.

Gonna print and frame this comment as the one time I was right and had good musical taste.

[Shell Game]

It just occurred to me that anymore my brain has to process for a few seconds whenever someone refers to "Jack Chick" before i can verify context

[A Meat]

Were Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon to come out today, the ebook version would have come with malware that mines a useless cryptocurrency on it

[chai tea latte]

ways to cook eggs ranked from best to worst
-poached
-sunny side up, runny yolk
-perfectly hard-boiled
-soft-boiled
-scrambled, finished in the oven
-scrambled
-overcooked hard-boiled
-fried on both sides

[Mique]

You've never truly appreciated a song until you watch its spectrogram as you listen.

[Shigan]

For 6 months now, the amazing coffee from a local coffee shop has without aggrandization been the highlight of my day, and if I ever move away from this town, I will wither away.