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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 197490 times)

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I love it when people ask questions by asking you the question and then assuming what you're going to say (optional: correcting themselves if they got it wrong). Like

"Are you busy? You're busy? You're not busy. Okay! Great."

I know it's just a speech quirk some people have and it doesn't actually mean anything but it makes them sound so much more interested in what you're saying

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InCELAND

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Nothing is more disappointing than gross off brand mint chocolate.
Jackal Flapnasty, May 18, 2018, 10:50:26 pm
it's a shame they don't make mint hannukah gelt, that way it'd be a mint they make in a mint, ah fuck it the joke's dead

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Thinking about 6ix9ine and reminiscing about when Soulja Boy was the worst thing that came from Internet music.
Lemon AgentCoop Sham bam bamina! ikaribattousai

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David Attenborough: The buffalo stands its ground. Weighing more than all of them combined, the lions will have to somehow topple the bull to be able to feed. However, just a swing of the neck could see the lions impaled by the bull's formidable horns. Truly, the water buffalo is the Dark Souls of prey.
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and then I'll go and spoil it all
by being something stupid like yandere.
Yandere.
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I'm so burned out that Atari just sued me for copyright infringement

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it must be weird for old portal of evil types to have been wondering about how the internet's changing, and the strangeness of the early internet fading away, to see teens roasting new york times op eds
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til tvtropes.org is the same as it always was (terrible)

finally a source of reliability in this turbulent world

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it must be weird for old portal of evil types to have been wondering about how the internet's changing, and the strangeness of the early internet fading away, to see teens roasting new york times op eds
GirlKisser420, May 21, 2018, 05:36:21 pm

It sure is!
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A Winchester-Tony Stark crossover where Iron Man is forever building onto Stark tower to appease the ghosts of people killed by his weapons

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Accidentally clicked on the politics thread

Guess who's not gonna get to sleep like they're supposed to

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[trap voice]
Underpants underpants underpants.
Underpants underpants underpants.
Underpants underpants underpants.
AgentCoop World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank Vinny Possum chai tea latte Shell Game Sham bam bamina! bubbleuj

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'A bird in hand is worth two in the bush' takes on a very different meaning when the bird is a cock

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If Cargo isn't the sequel to Fargo, why is Martin Freeman in both of them?