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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 179683 times)

Wrought

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Its fucked up that people with vasectomies can still cum.
GirlKisser420, August 06, 2018, 03:51:40 pm

What is it called when a sissy gets a his vas deferens cut? 

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Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, August 06, 2018, 11:13:40 pm
german accent voice: Vas is cummies?

Dr. Buttplug

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One of the perks of my job is I get to over see the destruction of all the returned Alexas that have developed a taste for blood.

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Heralding the death of western monoculture by jizzing on a wax statue of Dave Coulier.

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I just noticed that the Dark Sky app has a button to look up the weather where it’s “interesting.”

Partially cloudy here? Boooring. Oh wait, there’s a storm in Camargo, OK? Hell yeah let’s see the forecast there!

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someday soon I'm marking all fplus episodes as unplayed and going through them all again

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I'm starting to feel working on the layout of this digital canvas print straight for over a week from home surrounded by only my lizards (and insects I guess) will be my 'Makes Jack a Dull Boy' moment.

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team america world police is a real strange movie because half of it is a fairly decent satire of american right wing media and international politics and the other half is impersonations of actors going "I agree with the thesis of the film's other half. also I'm a gay pussy"
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Cover letters are a punishing social contract that no one on either side wants anymore, but cannot abandon
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Cover letters are a punishing social contract that no one on either side wants anymore, but cannot abandon
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, August 09, 2018, 05:27:48 pm
I CAN'T BULB INFINITE TIMES. [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb] [bulb]
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My co-worker has just admitted to the entire office that in the live action Beauty and the Beast remake, she finds the Beast more attractive than the human.

"Something about the horns"
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are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?

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I was trying to drunkenly commune with my fellow drunk white lady by looking up classic Sandra Lee videos, but I guess there is a Dr. Sandra Lee that pops pimples and other gross shit and now I'm very upset.

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are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
cat_examiner, August 10, 2018, 06:23:36 pm
Octopus.

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are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
cat_examiner, August 10, 2018, 06:23:36 pm
Octopus.
Jackal Flapnasty, August 11, 2018, 12:30:10 am

What about mammals?

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are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
cat_examiner, August 10, 2018, 06:23:36 pm
Octopus.
Jackal Flapnasty, August 11, 2018, 12:30:10 am

What about mammals?
Spenny, August 11, 2018, 05:21:03 pm
Given the characteristics that define mammals as a class of animals it's very unlikely.

Or is this a riddle? In that case, the answer is my cat when he's sniffing his own ball sack.
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