Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[AgentCoop]

Losing what little savings I have left "betting on the xfl"

[GirlKisser420]

michael stipe has probably eaten pussy, he's a nice guy who respects women and was also a rock star, so I can imagine him doing that. Fred Durst has also, but he did it wrong somehow. Not sure about everybody else.

[A Meat]

Christian Bale would be an interesting James Bond, and also we'd have to refer to him as Bale Bond

[A Meat]

does anybody have a let's play channel exclusively on porn sites? like, not porn games, just idk, GTAV or something

[Vinny Possum]

Self inflicting testicular torsion as an all-natural means of personal castration.

[Spooks]

Louis Vittu

[Shell Game]

Everyone in existence blinks at once to make the universe stop existing, but because of one creep when everyone opens their eyes the universe is still there except everyone is now an Equestria Girl.

[krytton]

"curiosity killed the cat" is a useful and versatile idiom until you say "but satisfaction brought it back"

like the full phrase is basically just saying "me like learn"

[Spooks]

from Wykkidpedia, the free clown encyclopedia

[cat_examiner]

"me like learn"

[A Meat]

the opposite of a condom is a prosub

[International Congress on Love and Sex with Sherman Tanks]

Watching a marathon of Three Stooges shorts and hitting myself with a hammer really takes the edge off the world's descent into utter madness.

[Spooks]

I named my Butterfree PaulaDeen, for I am a man of many contradictions.

[Darkly]

More like PaulaDeedn’t

[Turtle]

I'm the Michael Winslow of Jinglecats.