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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 172224 times)

AgentCoop

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Reply #2475
Losing what little savings I have left "betting on the xfl"
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GirlKisser420

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Reply #2476
michael stipe has probably eaten pussy, he's a nice guy who respects women and was also a rock star, so I can imagine him doing that. Fred Durst has also, but he did it wrong somehow. Not sure about everybody else.
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Reply #2477
Christian Bale would be an interesting James Bond, and also we'd have to refer to him as Bale Bond
Spooks

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Reply #2478
does anybody have a let's play channel exclusively on porn sites? like, not porn games, just idk, GTAV or something

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Reply #2479
Self inflicting testicular torsion as an all-natural means of personal castration.

Spooks

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Reply #2480
Louis Vittu

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Reply #2481
Everyone in existence blinks at once to make the universe stop existing, but because of one creep when everyone opens their eyes the universe is still there except everyone is now an Equestria Girl.

krytton

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Reply #2482
"curiosity killed the cat" is a useful and versatile idiom until you say "but satisfaction brought it back"

like the full phrase is basically just saying "me like learn"
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Reply #2483
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AgentCoop Liatai A Meat krytton

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Reply #2485
the opposite of a condom is a prosub
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Reply #2486
Watching a marathon of Three Stooges shorts and hitting myself with a hammer really takes the edge off the world's descent into utter madness.
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Reply #2487
I named my Butterfree PaulaDeen, for I am a man of many contradictions.
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Reply #2488
More like PaulaDeednít

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Reply #2489
I'm the Michael Winslow of Jinglecats.
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