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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 287645 times)

Shell Game

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because I can't concentrate on other stuff, here's ones for Achilles' Heelies

Hi Shell, Cease Lie
A Meat, December 03, 2019, 08:39:41 am
:(

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because I can't concentrate on other stuff, here's ones for Achilles' Heelies

Hi Shell, Cease Lie
A Meat, December 03, 2019, 08:39:41 am
:(

Shell Game, December 04, 2019, 08:47:17 am
sorry Shell Game, or should I say Ms. Heal Gel (or She All Gem)

also I tried for victor laszlo, but there's nothing good.

Extra Credit is obviously Dire Extract (or Rat Direct EX)
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Sitting at the tire place, doing the final maintenance on my car before selling it. Moving to another city this weekend and going to commit to using public transportation and relearning how to ride a bike.

Going without a car makes all sorts of financial and ecological sense, and the public transportation system looks pretty good. However, I still feel a sense of bittersweet goodbye to owning a car. I grew up in the middle of nowhere, and after my brother moved out I had no friends close by. I remember one night after a shouting match with my dad I had shut myself in my room. I pulled up the screen on the window and jumped out. Sitting in the yard I looked around to see only woods; where could I possibly go? The only other properties close were my grandparents and my aunt and uncle. I'd end up back right where I was.

With a car, I was always free to leave when things got bad. I could go to a friend's, the library, college, anywhere. I think the willingness to sell my car speaks to all of the work I've done to repair and move on from the damage my dad has done, and that I'm strong enough to make this change happen.

One last thing, my favorite memory. I was working at a tiny gas station, and left for the night. Snow had just fallen, filling the road with fresh powder. The moon was full and so very blue, lighting up the fields and woods. I was driving a 91' Ford Explorer, and had shut off the headlights as I was just flying down the road, music blasting. It was so damn dumb, but I felt so free.
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New genre called Scambient its exactly the same as ambient but we acknowledge that we're taking advantage of your desire to look smart
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New genre called Scambient its exactly the same as ambient but we acknowledge that we're taking advantage of your desire to look smart
Agent Coop Time!, December 05, 2019, 10:38:39 am
as opposed to Skambient, which is the sounds of ska being played on the other side of the street and you can almost hear what song it is, but it's ska for sure
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New genre called Scambient its exactly the same as ambient but we acknowledge that we're taking advantage of your desire to look smart
Agent Coop Time!, December 05, 2019, 10:38:39 am
as opposed to Skambient, which is the sounds of ska being played on the other side of the street and you can almost hear what song it is, but it's ska for sure
A Meat, December 05, 2019, 10:54:33 am
Now that I would listen to!

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New genre called Scambient its exactly the same as ambient but we acknowledge that we're taking advantage of your desire to look smart
Agent Coop Time!, December 05, 2019, 10:38:39 am
as opposed to Skambient, which is the sounds of ska being played on the other side of the street and you can almost hear what song it is, but it's ska for sure
A Meat, December 05, 2019, 10:54:33 am
Now that I would listen to!
Agent Coop Time!, December 05, 2019, 10:55:05 am

It wouldn't get much play time on the radio, radio receivers wouldn't be able to pick it up pick it up pick it up
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Just thinking about Caspar Milquetoast from a postmodern perspective.
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because this is what my thoughts are now, Bunnybread is an anagram of:
Baby Den, Run
Burn and Bye
Bred by a Nun
Banned Ruby

Jimmyfranks is Fry Mink Jams, Frank West is Farts Knew, while Adam Bozarth is either Hazard at Mob, or A Hazard Tomb
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I feel like bunnybread has gone on a few dates that ended with the thought"baby den, run!"

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That every song on the album Antics by Interpol is about Paul Bank's dick. 

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maximum value of "a few"

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gnome genome
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gnome genome
A Meat, December 09, 2019, 03:20:30 am

Gonna CRISPR myself into a gnome
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Wish there was a Stuart Gordon movie to explain the way I feel rn