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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 459169 times)

ikaribattousai

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Nodding along with people complaining about dudes like Neil DeGrasse Tyson being joyless buzz kills, then seeing people talking with complete confidence about how we only use ten percent of our brain because they learned it from watching Lucy.
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worms

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you ever watch a music video where the transitions are very slightly out of time with the music? it's physically painful
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Great Joe

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you ever watch a music video where the transitions are very slightly out of time with the music? it's physically painful
worm, September 14, 2020, 01:12:21 pm
all the fucking time, my dude
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Spooks

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Ah, yes, Christian Twitter. Where even angels fear to trend.

Salubrious Rex

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"Who is that listening to Human 3 from Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness? They must be the coolest cat in town."
- Probably the people on the street as I pass by with my phone plugged in to my car stereo which can only shuffle from a device
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doorknobs suck, door handles for life
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doorknobs suck, door handles for life
A Meat, September 15, 2020, 04:49:43 am
hard disagree. I love taking apart doorknobs. They're such interesting little widgets.

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chai tea latte

Salubrious Rex

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What fucking year is it? Today I've had someone tell me 2016 was 7 years ago and another person unable to figure out if 2012 was 12 or 20 years ago.
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How come chefs, the French, and people from Liverpool get their own kiss?
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Recipe websites are their own, unique kind of hell on the phone, just swarming with ads, video popups and other garbage
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In Finnish we have this idiom laittaa jauhot suuhun 'render (someone) speechless' which literally reads 'put flour* in the mouth'. One time I put a big spoonful of flour into my mouth to really grok this idiom. Now I'm reminded of it every time I bake.

*Technically it could be any kind of powder and not flour. There's a tale about the idiom coming from two guys sawing a log and the other getting a mouth full of powdered wood, but I'm fairly sure that's just made-up shit.
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Rocky, his bro Manny, Jimmy and Johnny Boomson, Tommy the Twin, Little Jimmy, and Bart

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Does doctor who’s foreskin grow back when he regenerates.

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Does doctor who’s foreskin grow back when he regenerates.
GirlKisser420, September 17, 2020, 03:03:47 am

only one of them
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