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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 781880 times)

ikaribattousai

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Somehow comforting to see that, no matter how crazy everything else is getting, some things remain as constant as the sun.
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the only good dancing is the sudden dork gestures to the rythym done in music videos by male musicians that cant dance or act

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the only good dancing is the sudden dork gestures to the rythym done in music videos by male musicians that cant dance or act
GirlKisser420, January 12, 2021, 11:48:21 pm
incorrect.

Russian leg squat kicks.

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The knights of cum:
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Sir Cum Size
Sir Cum Scribe
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The knights of cum:
Sir Cum StanceA Meat, January 13, 2021, 02:16:10 am
"Hey, babe, wanna come back to my place and see my cum stance?"

Sir Cum Vent
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Sir Cum Size
Takes a lot of supplements; posts on the same subreddits as Vent, but seems to be having a much better time

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Another  day, another visit to the deviantart taur-community
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I'm a mage who specializes in mundane magic. You can access secrets of the universe by reaching across the veil with your arcane magic? Well I can peel a potato in seconds and find where I put my keys
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The knights of cum:
Sir Cum StanceA Meat, January 13, 2021, 02:16:10 am
"Hey, babe, wanna come back to my place and see my cum stance?"

Sir Cum Vent
Posts on Reddit a lot about how unsatisfactory his ejaculation is, and how this is somehow women's fault, despite never having ejaculated in the same room as an actual woman

Sir Cum Size
Takes a lot of supplements; posts on the same subreddits as Vent, but seems to be having a much better time

Sir Cum Scribe
Edits Wikipedia extensively and writes very long community posts about how IMAGE:me_naked_in_shame_cube.jpg is extremely important to the site's educational objectives
Antivehicular, January 13, 2021, 02:28:30 am

Disappointed the word "hyper" was not used in any of these.

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Your favourite movie but the main character Naruto-runs everywhere.
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Personally, I would put a "this machine kills fascists" sticker on a machine that kills fascists and try to act matter-of-fact and not too funny about it.
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Vincent Van Gogh was a colossal but passionate fuck up, and I respect that
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All roads lead to Rome and all roams lead to Rhodes
Cheapskate

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If you like Christianity so much keep in mind the stairway to Heaven doesn't have a wheelchair ramp. Yikes!  Can I get a signal boost? Oh, and can we please talk about Hell? Only a fire entrance. Absolutely no fire exits. I can't with this mood and I'm not here for it.
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What do a Baby Girl in a long-distance relationship getting to visit her Daddy at long last and cinnamon have in common?

A little goes a long way.
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If you like Christianity so much keep in mind the stairway to Heaven doesn't have a wheelchair ramp. Yikes!  Can I get a signal boost? Oh, and can we please talk about Hell? Only a fire entrance. Absolutely no fire exits. I can't with this mood and I'm not here for it.
Spooks, January 15, 2021, 06:45:01 am

At least according to a Catholic funeral I went to for a wheelchair user, they wouldn't need it because the body is made perfect.