Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

I wonder what percentage of the forums covered by the F+ and extra credit have a thread about the war in ukraine

[Shell Game]

I wonder what percentage of the forums covered by the F+ and extra credit have a thread about the war in ukraine

110

[chai tea latte]

I must be a Mennonite the way this kin dom is within me

[A Meat]

The Mushroom Kingdom hasn't had a king as far as we know, Peach should rename it to the Mushroom Principality

[Turtle]

The Mushroom Kingdom hasn't had a king as far as we know, Peach should rename it to the Mushroom Principality

someone hasn't seen Super Mario Bros. (1993)

what a fool, what a fraud, what a dingus

[Shell Game]

or played the dang game



so embarrassed for you rn

[A Meat]

I don't believe in mario apocrypha, I'm a game literalist. show me the mushroom people being transformed into mere stones, bricks and even field horse-hair plants, show me princess peach trying to undo the spell and restore the reign of her father instead of taking power for herself

[Shell Game]

Literalist doctrine was considered a heretical act of rejecting faith and was thrown out along with the Sarasaland heresy during the council at mycena

[Devious Box]

I think I should start more sentences with "I heard tell once, dudes"

[Dr. Buttplug]

The best way to vanquish a gravity skeptic is a guillotine

[Dr. Buttplug]

Italian Celtic cover band Garlic Storm.

[GirlKisser420]

just did a job interview for a call center team lead for a medical marijuana startup. looking forward to becoming the most insufferable person imaginable

[Cheapskate]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the Statue of Liberty disappear

[A Meat]

burning in hell for eternity, thinking about how everybody I don't like is also burning in hell as my burnt lips curl into a smirk. a small imp pokes me with a fork, urging me to tell him what's so funny, "same thing as usual, dude" I reply, coughing up soot and blood

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

telling people in real life: "i got my wisdom teeth removed"
telling people online: "that dentussy got me actin' unwise"