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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1860006 times)

Dr. Buttplug

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My new Jerk Off Instruction: Stop jerking off to me and go jerk off to someone else if you're going to post "god you're ugly" under every one of my videos after you finish!!!!
Spooks, May 13, 2023, 11:18:55 am
FOI, Fuck Off Instructions

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DO NOT LOOK UP UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ON WIKIPEDIA AT 3 AM!!
Antivehicular Salubrious Rex

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Anthroposophy is some weird ass shit

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I want to burrow into the ground and wait until amiable companionship comes to collect me.

This is my life goal.
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Sometimes I forget people my age can be so accidentally racist, I'm used to people being either careful not to be racist or just vehemently and vocally racist. Not used to people being honestly shocked that something they said is racist
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It's "delightful" to me how authors have only become pettier and more intolerable as the fanfiction generation takes it over.

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what is the Mohs hardness scale rating of the average penis?
Dr. Buttplug

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what is the Mohs hardness scale rating of the average penis?
A Meat, May 19, 2023, 04:17:48 am
The average is a 1 or a 2, but blue steel hard ons can reach as high as 7

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Bumptious is somehow a real word

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gay sex

edit:

personal opinion
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« Last Edit: May 21, 2023, 05:51:43 pm by Spooks »

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Anthony Kiedis might be the most successful singer who never bothered to learn how to sing.

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Anthony Kiedis might be the most successful singer who never bothered to learn how to sing.
Lemon, May 24, 2023, 07:51:38 pm
Even Vince Neil's bandmates will tell you he sucks.

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Can you still get phone books?