Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Shell Game]

Rice is the best, let's hear it for rice

19:15

[GirlKisser420]

saw someone online who was into bootblacking, aka polishing their domme's boots really good as a sex thing. cmon thats not anything any more. thats what gay people had to do in the fifties because we hadnt invented gay sex yet. you are somehow more online than you would be if you wanted to be inflated like a big balloon

[GirlKisser420]

different things love to be a kettle of fish

[cat_examiner]

I haven't posted a completely pointless thought in here for over a month. This either bodes well or terribly for my brain.

"oh no i can post that, that thoughts not pointless enough" -- me

[cat_examiner]

i know theres people think the internet now is too woke or whatever but in the 2010s the only people that would actually rank women numerically were pua freaks everyone knew to hate. now theres fucken post-teen women acting like its not a psycho concept

2025 freaks also using complex numbers

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

The Ass Safety (Installation and Use) (Amendment) Regulations 2018

[A Meat]

Inflation kink but they're being inflated with devalued currency instead of balloon juice or air or whatever

[Dr. Buttplug]

The microplastics are the thetans of my balls

[A Meat]

word is on the street, excel is on the sheet

[A Meat]

Incel and Gretel

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Yeah, well, maybe if Bach didn't want me to headbang he shouldn't have gone so fucking hard.

free bonus post: the absolute audacity to announce you're going to play the concerto for two violins while there's five violins, a cello and a double bass on stage