Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[AgentCoop]

If you encroach us shall we not revenge #football #BuffaloBills

[Lumbermouth]

Donating a kidney so a vegan can have a hearty birthday dinner

[thelizzerd]

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if dicks cum snot intead of cum

[Mr. Hunky Academia]

A straight guy getting paranoid about what ear he pierced because he doesn't want to appropriate LGBTQ culture

[vaMpiresoftWare]

I'm not a lawyer and I'm also not your lawyer.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

when talking about the problems associated with ageing, people always talk about stuff like back pain and needing to pee in the middle of the night and kids using weird slang, but no-one ever warned me i might start enjoying jazz

[Mr. Hunky Academia]

I worry that the overuse of jokes about "cuck chairs" and "cuck desks" online is going to be used as an excuse by hotels to remove every piece of furniture that isn't the bed.

[Lumbermouth]

It frustrates me that the most iconic stoner metal bands are British because I feel like America is so much better at smoking weed that they are.

[A Meat]

a fantasy novel where elves are described as being beautiful and wise and long lived and graceful but they're the small christmas elves and it's just treated as normal

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

The opener for this gig I'm at just told an obviously bullshit Roy Orbison anecdote. Why even lie if you're not going to get the most basic details right? Put the cling film in or don't bother.

[Mr. Hunky Academia]

Rockabilly Cenobite

[Lumbermouth]

Rockabilly Cenobite

whoa momma lemme show you them sights

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Free Willy: White kid goes through some indian spirit journey shit.

Review upon rewatch: Where there's a Willy there's a Wayey.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Everyone's a car guy or a train guy or a runner or a cyclist, which leads us to a single inescapable conclusion: dudes be travelling.