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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 275167 times)

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Today I watched a small child spill cheerios onto the floor of a public space and attempt to eat them.  He managed to get three in his mouth before his mother arrived on the scene and put a stop to it.

I said, "No, this going to be great for his microbiome."  I was about to tell her about the hygiene hypothesis, but then I realized that my opinion was about as welcome as a man knocking on your door to tell you about Jesus.

But I was rooting for that kid.  I really wanted him to get that fourth cheerio. 
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My perfectionism when it comes to getting dressed makes it hard to get to work on time in the morning and I still don't look good!
I have to plan outfits the night before and probably do my laundry or something.

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My perfectionism when it comes to getting dressed makes it hard to get to work on time in the morning and I still don't look good!
I have to plan outfits the night before and probably do my laundry or something.
Nifty Nif, May 11, 2016, 08:41:16 am

I have one black pair of work pants I wear every working day and wash every Sunday. The zipper broke some time ago, so I just sew it shut and now I just hold my tummy every time I slip into them.

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My perfectionism when it comes to getting dressed makes it hard to get to work on time in the morning and I still don't look good!
I have to plan outfits the night before and probably do my laundry or something.
Nifty Nif, May 11, 2016, 08:41:16 am

I have one black pair of work pants I wear every working day and wash every Sunday. The zipper broke some time ago, so I just sew it shut and now I just hold my tummy every time I slip into them.
montrith, May 11, 2016, 01:40:31 pm

I actually have some black work slacks that I'm trying to get rid of.  Not sure if you're interested, but they're a US women's 8 (UK 12).  I could send them your way if you like!

I have so much crap in my house and I need to get rid of it.  Some of it is so weird that I don't know what I can do with it other than sell it on eBay (high-quality, completely unused wig wefts in exciting colors?!  Custom-printed fabric?), but I'd really like to consolidate.  Selling on eBay is stressful, though, because capricious buyers are terrifying and almost nobody leaves feedback.  Ballpit garage sale/swap meet thread?
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I wonder how many of my tweets are just the word "fuck."
Bodark, May 11, 2016, 01:45:18 am

a lot of them
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I have so much crap in my house and I need to get rid of it.  Some of it is so weird that I don't know what I can do with it other than sell it on eBay (high-quality, completely unused wig wefts in exciting colors?!  Custom-printed fabric?), but I'd really like to consolidate.  Selling on eBay is stressful, though, because capricious buyers are terrifying and almost nobody leaves feedback.  Ballpit garage sale/swap meet thread?
Nifty Nif, May 11, 2016, 02:04:49 pm

I might be interested in those wigs and wig-storage options!

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