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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 238168 times)

One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes

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Can I ask for a refund if a vending machine gave me the wrong thing? Has anybody ever attempted this? I mean, I know it's not worth the effort, but I feel like there has to be a story about someone getting the wrong candy bar from a machine and somehow getting it refunded or replaced
A Meat, June 13, 2016, 02:45:03 pm

Depends on where it is. Usually if someone just goes to the building's front desk/wherever and asks politely, they can open up the machine and swap it out. It's such a little thing that it's not a big deal, especially if the place isn't very busy.

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Would it be wrong to make a funny, insightful post on ballpit, wait for people to bulb it, then edit the post so it looks like they bulbed something ridiculous or stupid?

Would it be hilarious?
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Would it be wrong to make a funny, insightful post on ballpit, wait for people to bulb it, then edit the post so it looks like they bulbed something ridiculous or stupid?

Would it be hilarious?
LancashireMcGee, June 17, 2016, 05:56:11 pm

Yes to all.

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I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
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I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
memorylikeasieve, June 20, 2016, 01:13:32 am

Masturbation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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It's finally a consistent 90+ degrees where I'm at, so now I can sit outside and listen to Double Nickles all day. Are there any other albums that you good folks on ballp.it enjoy more when it's warm out?

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It's finally a consistent 90+ degrees where I'm at, so now I can sit outside and listen to Double Nickles all day. Are there any other albums that you good folks on ballp.it enjoy more when it's warm out?
AgentCoop, June 21, 2016, 02:22:00 pm

Ritchie Blackmore's R-A-I-N-B-O-W, Among the Living, Blood Mountain, Fear of the Dark, Battle Hymns, and Metal on Metal come to mind.

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I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
memorylikeasieve, June 20, 2016, 01:13:32 am

If you feel the need to prepare yourself for it, I could always make really terrible porn of it for you before it gets published.
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I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
memorylikeasieve, June 20, 2016, 01:13:32 am

If you feel the need to prepare yourself for it, I could always make really terrible porn of it for you before it gets published.
Bodark, June 21, 2016, 05:39:08 pm

How great would it be if the book were to get published with an appendix of its own bad sexy fanfiction?
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I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
memorylikeasieve, June 20, 2016, 01:13:32 am

If you feel the need to prepare yourself for it, I could always make really terrible porn of it for you before it gets published.
Bodark, June 21, 2016, 05:39:08 pm

How great would it be if the book were to get published with an appendix of its own bad sexy fanfiction?
Carbon, June 21, 2016, 05:44:13 pm

Yeah, that's what George Orwell did for 1984, and let me tell you, it changes the entire context of that book.
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Why, yes, I did bulb all three of these replies, because they all made me laugh way too hard.

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If they don't have any Honey Mustard packets at McDonalds, is it okay to stop into Dairy Queen and pick up some Honey Mustard packets there on your way home?

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Every time we kill an annoying fly with a flyswatter, it is because it decided to land on some surface. Are we just erasing flies who land on surfaces from the gene pool? The only flies that are surviving are the ones constantly flying around. In attempting to stop their annoyance, are we just making them stronger and more annoying?

The horrible reality keeps me up at night. It's too late. We could've stopped them. It's too late.
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Why, yes, I did bulb all three of these replies, because they all made me laugh way too hard.
memorylikeasieve, June 21, 2016, 07:24:00 pm

I bulb pretty much fucking everything because I'm easily amused.
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Every time we kill an annoying fly with a flyswatter, it is because it decided to land on some surface. Are we just erasing flies who land on surfaces from the gene pool? The only flies that are surviving are the ones constantly flying around. In attempting to stop their annoyance, are we just making them stronger and more annoying?

The horrible reality keeps me up at night. It's too late. We could've stopped them. It's too late.
Spooks, June 23, 2016, 10:10:15 am
I'm fine with paying that price so they won't walk all over my food