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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 250093 times)

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I saw a can of Cullen Skink soup in the supermarket today and suddenly felt homesick. It's funny how it's the little things that can trigger that sort of thing

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My phone wants to automatically follow the word "hey" with "fuckos."
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Take a moment out of your day to appreciate that while the phrase "e-peen" may figuratively mean this or that, it literally means "electronic penis".

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Take a moment out of your day to appreciate that while the phrase "e-peen" may figuratively mean this or that, it literally means "electronic penis".
Spooks, November 04, 2016, 04:23:34 pm
is a vibrator an e-peen? what about a wired vibrator that's powered by your computer via USB

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Take a moment out of your day to appreciate that while the phrase "e-peen" may figuratively mean this or that, it literally means "electronic penis".
Spooks, November 04, 2016, 04:23:34 pm
is a vibrator an e-peen? what about a wired vibrator that's powered by your computer via USB
A Meat, November 04, 2016, 04:53:24 pm
Do Otherkin Dream of Electric Dicks
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I'm watching a youtube video and the first seven videos in the sidebar are all "recommended for you" stuff that has nothing to do with the video I'm watching, so thanks.

I guess the best I can say is that they're not all terrible recommendations. Two are songs I already like, two are things I might be interested in and only one is so off mark I don't actually know how they arrived at the idea.

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I guess the best I can say is that they're not all terrible recommendations. Two are songs I already like, two are things I might be interested in and only one is so off mark I don't actually know how they arrived at the idea.
moooo566, November 07, 2016, 04:21:13 pm

Ah, that's the result of Youtube's "Total Shot in the Dark" algorithm.
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I guess the best I can say is that they're not all terrible recommendations. Two are songs I already like, two are things I might be interested in and only one is so off mark I don't actually know how they arrived at the idea.
moooo566, November 07, 2016, 04:21:13 pm

Ah, that's the result of Youtube's "Total Shot in the Dark" algorithm.
H.P. the Shivhog, November 07, 2016, 08:24:00 pm


OOOOOOOOOOOOONE STEEEEEEEEEP AWAY FROM TRUUUUUUUUE!
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My ex wife just got remarried five years to the day from when we were married.

I wish her well, but that shit is hilarious.

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Snacking on pistachios at work. Was trying to shell a really difficult one, and realized work is literally paying me to shell pistachios.

3 seconds per pistachio (on average), about 50 = 150 seconds or 2.5 minutes =  .242*2.5= work payed me 60 cents to eat pistachios.

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Spooks

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Deckbuilding, trump-taking restaurant managing card game
A Meat, November 08, 2016, 06:29:19 am
A game where you have to defeat the shadow the hedgehog government and the majestic 12 chaos emeralds.

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My my, hey hey
Rock and roll is here to stay
It's better to burn out
Than to fade away
My my, hey hey.

Out of the blue
and into the black
They give you this,
but you pay for that
And once you're gone,
you can never come back
When you're out of the blue
and into the black.


The king is gone
but he's not forgotten
This is the story
of a Johnny Rotten
It's better to burn out
than it is to rust
The king is gone
but he's not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.
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That peaceful protest march really went south when the anarchists joined in. I'm tired in a number of ways now.

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