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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 250215 times)

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It's all for you, Guest!

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All for me? This entire forum was created for me? The F Plus, even? So that eventually I would join and you could mock me?

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I'm so upset. I feel I've been betrayed. I thought this was a safe place for making fun of other people.

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I'm so upset. I feel I've been betrayed. I thought this was a safe place for making fun of other people.
Tose, December 07, 2016, 10:16:06 pm

(open this page in incognito mode)
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I've been played hard. I needed your pity. I'm going to need a lie down.
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Major shout-out to Tose for being a good sport and going through this rite of passage. You're a fuckin' champ, dude.
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Major shout-out to Tose for being a good sport and going through this rite of passage. You're a fuckin' champ, dude.
Bodark the Red-Nosed Sasquatch, December 08, 2016, 04:26:04 am
I had to check incognito. It's going to be hard to learn to trust again.

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I've been played hard. I needed your pity. I'm going to need a lie down.
Tose, December 07, 2016, 10:43:55 pm
This is how you get made on Ballp.it
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I had to check incognito. It's going to be hard to learn to trust again.Tose, December 08, 2016, 06:31:59 am

It's just an artismonster cock thing that happens here.  To achieve monster cockgesia don't over-monster cockyze it or study it like the monster cockects.  As a monster cockogy, it would be like hitting the olecrmonster cock process of your humerus or falling into a cmonster cock. 

The bmonster cockity of it starts to wear on you after a while though.
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I had to check incognito. It's going to be hard to learn to trust again.Tose, December 08, 2016, 06:31:59 am

It's just an artismonster cock thing that happens here.  To achieve monster cockgesia don't over-monster cockyze it or study it like the monster cockects.  As a monster cockogy, it would be like hitting the olecrmonster cock process of your humerus or falling into a cmonster cock. 

The bmonster cockity of it starts to wear on you after a while though.
Healslime, December 08, 2016, 02:29:38 pm

Do you like to read news or sports clips? If so, you'll find it very difficult to talk about them here. Just try talking about Time clip, or Sports Illustrated clip, or Jacobin clip, or National Review clip, or Esquire clip. It always comes out wrong, and I, personally, am just monster cock enough to get a little irritated sometimes.
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One day a Republican senator/representative from the states of Ohio and Utah will appear together on TV and the news will have their usual (Party-State) abbreviation after their names.

So on the screen you'll see a Scooby Doo-ish catchphrase:

R-UT R-OH
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Being the tooth fairy is fucking harrowing.  Whose idea was it to have a tradition where you have to remove an item from underneath a sleeping child's head and replace it with a different item without waking the child?  I think I might just hand my kids money next time and tell them that the tooth fairy's gonna pay me back later after she gets her paycheck.
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Being the tooth fairy is fucking harrowing.  Whose idea was it to have a tradition where you have to remove an item from underneath a sleeping child's head and replace it with a different item without waking the child?  I think I might just hand my kids money next time and tell them that the tooth fairy's gonna pay me back later after she gets her paycheck.
Victor Laszlo, December 10, 2016, 10:41:08 pm

My folks actually used a box/chest on our nightstand when we were kids; you put the tooth in or on the box, and the Tooth Fairy would leave your reward in the box during the night. My little brother was extra lucky; by the time he started losing teeth, my mom was a veteran, crafty tooth fairy, and sewed him a little pillow with a pocket in it. Put tooth in pocket, put pillow on nightstand, check pocket in morning for reward.

It also helped alleviate our fears, as kids, of accidentally rolling over and squashing the tooth fairy in our sleep. XP Maybe a strategy like that will help!
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