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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 238175 times)

Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank

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Wait, the Tooth Fairy isn't real?
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Well I guess I can stop stealing all of these teeth from the recent dead.

What am I going to do with all of these teeth?

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Well I guess I can stop stealing all of these teeth from the recent dead.

What am I going to do with all of these teeth?
Sanguinary Novel, December 10, 2016, 11:43:09 pm

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Well I guess I can stop stealing all of these teeth from the recent dead.

What am I going to do with all of these teeth?
Sanguinary Novel, December 10, 2016, 11:43:09 pm

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Frank West, December 11, 2016, 02:35:25 am

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In my family you put your tooth in a glass of water beside the bed, and I didn't even remember until I heard all of these obviously worse alternatives.

I mean, that's where you put other teeth and teeth-adjacent things when they leave your mouth!

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If I ever opened a dentist's office I'd call it "The Denture Bros".
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Being the tooth fairy is fucking harrowing.  Whose idea was it to have a tradition where you have to remove an item from underneath a sleeping child's head and replace it with a different item without waking the child?  I think I might just hand my kids money next time and tell them that the tooth fairy's gonna pay me back later after she gets her paycheck.
Victor Laszlo, December 10, 2016, 10:41:08 pm

My parents would leave a pound coin under our pillow in exchange for a tooth. Because of this tradition, my parents once left an IOU note under my brother's pillow because they realised too late that they couldn't find a pound to leave under the pillow. My brother immediately made fun of our parents because of it. We may have been kids, but we weren't THAT stupid!
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Yuri on Ice is pretty adorable
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Judging by the fact that over a third of the whites I serve at the liqour store are East Slavic (Russian, Belorussian, or Ukrainian), either North San Jose has some hidden ethnic community I know nothing about, or some stereotypes are very true.

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Fish sauce and salmiakki do not go together.

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There should be a law forcing restaurants to put their playlists online. If wagamama wants to torment me with their swing cover of riptide on loop for an hour, they should at least tell me who was responsible for it.
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Wow, Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson is actually singing "You're Welcome" from Moana. I'm sure it's autotuned and shiz, but I'm impressed.

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I wonder, over the course of the F Plus, how many pieces of writing have left open sentencss, quotes and parentheses. I mean there's so many that we can't be free of them from the amount of people who end them without starting them (although the overlong ellipses would probably help to close things). How many layers are we at?

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I wonder, over the course of the F Plus, how many pieces of writing have left open sentencss, quotes and parentheses. I mean there's so many that we can't be free of them from the amount of people who end them without starting them (although the overlong ellipses would probably help to close things). How many layers are we at?
Cleretic, December 13, 2016, 09:05:30 pm

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Parents were against Santa Claus, so it's always a bit weird to hear a kid/kids talk about the character as if he actually exists.