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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 274989 times)

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sex naruto
GirlKisser420, March 10, 2017, 05:18:15 am

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the future is amazing, i can just say 'sex naruto' into the void and four people will be mildly amused
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I can't stop thinking about those damn not-helvetica helvetica leggings. They're so dumb, and so bad, but I want them because they are so bad. They'd pair perfectly with this tshirt.

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I just moved to an Army garrison in Korea. Moments ago, I found that plastic wrap+combat helmet=serviceable temporary cereal bowl.

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spiders are the only animal with 8 legs

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spiders are the only animal with 8 legs
GirlKisser420, March 21, 2017, 06:05:45 pm



I HERD YOU WAS TALKIN SHIT?!

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that has a single back leg, it's got 9

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Well scorpions are arachnids so they're BASICALLY spiders.

At least there's not an animal that's named for having 8 legs, then he'd be really wrong.
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I always thought scorpions were basically the lobsters of dry land, whereas spiders are the crabs.
It's not a perfect monster cockogy because spiders don't have pincers but imagine if they did.

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I love the word filter so much.
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Seagulls are bastards

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Seagulls are bastards
Eider Duck, March 22, 2017, 04:41:32 pm
A.S.A.B.
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i bring dynamite to the beach and the C'Gulls (my new letter saving term) fall for it every time

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I know someone who had a seagull actually knock an uneaten sandwich out of his hand and onto the ground. He responded by booting it up the ass

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Every time I forget what I was about to do or say, or lose my train of thought, I start singing the chorus Hikaru Utada's Come Back to Me.