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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 258492 times)

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I know someone who had a seagull actually knock an uneaten sandwich out of his hand and onto the ground. He responded by booting it up the ass
Eider Duck, March 22, 2017, 05:28:00 pm

i fed a fish to a pelican at frisco bay and it ate my cell phone and then ran away
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) chai tea latte Fatty Bo Batty A Meat Yavuz nuffkins, of all people, Runic Ten Terrible Sherman Tank Nikaer Drekin

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I know someone who had a seagull actually knock an uneaten sandwich out of his hand and onto the ground. He responded by booting it up the ass
Eider Duck, March 22, 2017, 05:28:00 pm

i fed a fish to a pelican at frisco bay and it ate my cell phone and then ran away
jack chick, March 22, 2017, 08:26:55 pm

I hate you for quoting "Miracles," and I hate myself for recognizing it.

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i need a sausage roll real bad
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) Eider Duck

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Are they not readily available in Australia? I drown in them every day

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they are but I'd have to go outside. There's this fancy-ish bakery that does these giant ones the size of your bicep and it's so fucking good

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Ah, going outside? You scared of the blistering heat or the of the concept of going outside? (I won't judge you either way. Both are scary as hell in my experience)

I get a sausage roll on my way to Uni in the morning whenever it's convinient. They taste so much better when hot.

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Why are boobs considered two entities, but the ass is considered one? The ass is made of two cheeks, and the breasts made of a booby and booby. Are asses the conjoined twins of the human body?
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Ass refers to the Zone at the back of the hips, Surrounding the Hole. If talking about Cheeks it's a plural as well but the Hole Unites the Zone.
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I let my face go unshaven for a few days and had to resort to a razor to hack off the resulting growth. After putting some aftershave on my skin feels fucking amazing.
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I'm pretty sure Ant and Dec swap names every so often, I don't know how else I so consistently get them wrong despite having looked it up a million times.

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I have a pretty consistent low-key urge to wear blazers with t-shirts. I assume this is the result of some form of disease.

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One way to make me lose interest in a show is to shoehorn in an unnecessary straight romance with the wow factor of stale bread. What I realized today is that I have specifically gone out of my way to avoid this for so long that it makes me extra sad to come back to it in a show that otherwise seems fine.

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there should be an F+ doc of this thread

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Episode #248 - It's Coming From Inside the Ballp.it
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) bubbleuj

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Jonathan Davis from Korn is starring in the new Banjo Kazooie game, and hell, it's about time