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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 270984 times)

Yavuz

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I've become so completely immersed in the bullshit of the Internet that when I saw an ad for a graduate student event that said "Family and Furry Friends Welcome", it took me a second to realize that they were talking about pets, rather than "friends who are furries". Also I'm pretty tired, so that probably doesn't help.
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TV makes me angry. Especially Law & Order SVU.

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why the fuck do people use "sexy time" to describe "sex"?

ugh.
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why the fuck do people use "sexy time" to describe "sex"?

ugh.
jack chick, March 28, 2017, 05:21:24 pm

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why the fuck do people use "sexy time" to describe "sex"?

ugh.
jack chick, March 28, 2017, 05:21:24 pm

Borat.

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a whole hour, searching through Muscle Prostitute reviews and discussion, and where did it get me? Nowhere, they're all so fucking boring about how they paid 700 dollars to get choked out by moonlighting female weightlifters, even the stories about tarzan themed bdsm sessions are pointless. THis is my art, my life now, and its all going down hte drain

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Episode #248 - It's Coming From Inside the Ballpit
HARD STUDY, March 27, 2017, 09:38:43 pm

Dashcon: A Retrospective
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frankwest.xyz doesn't have OwO and it makes me sad.
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What does the skin wing thing flying squirrels and sugar gliders have feel like to the touch?

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ive been reading alot of wikipedia articles about proteins and boy howdy these things are fucking neato like they can do all sorts of shit
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What does the skin wing thing flying squirrels and sugar gliders have feel like to the touch?
A Meat, March 30, 2017, 05:06:29 pm

I'd like to imagine it's the same texture as the naked sphinx cats. Maybe like petting a fuzzy peach?

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so my boss mentioned at some point in the past that a standard strategy for handling layoffs is to layoff the people that you feel are going to land a new job the easiest.

consequently the conclusion that one has to reach is that a typical response to layoffs is an overall lowering of the quality of work performed for a company.
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so my boss mentioned at some point in the past that a standard strategy for handling layoffs is to layoff the people that you feel are going to land a new job the easiest.

consequently the conclusion that one has to reach is that a typical response to layoffs is an overall lowering of the quality of work performed for a company.
jack chick, March 31, 2017, 12:18:41 pm
Also that the best way to not lose your job is to do worst

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A magpie shat on me today. Luckily it was on the sleeve of my leather jacket so It was easy enough to wipe off. Maybe good luck is on my way?

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I picked up an EPUB that was just over 100 MB, then reconverted it to EPUB format, and it lost nearly 90% of its size. I just want to know how much junk they shoved into that original file and/or how fucking big the pictures were.