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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 271586 times)

Victor Laszlo

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If any of you are ever animating or otherwise making something in the horror genre, and you need an authentic blood curdling scream, let me know.  I will sit my five year old on the potty and release a centipede in the bathroom yet still nowhere near her.

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Sure weather, by all means have a sudden burst of hail. It's June only next Thursday after all.

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I wanna go to Mount Splashmore.
Take me, take me, take me, take me now.
Now now now now now.
Mount Splashmore, take me there right now.
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its a wonder that evolution, the constant changing and branching of species over generations through random mutations and natural selection, could create something so wonderfully complicated and dynamic as the human dick
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Do you think El-P was talking about Huskar in his song EMG?

The song "EMG" from El-P's album "I'll Sleep When You're Dead" contains the following lyrics:

"Is my mommy in heaven?
Well, she's definitely not here
Now run away and go play with this hatchet and flaming spear"

I think there's a high chance the lyrics here refer to the Dota 2 hero, Huskar, who is a durable carry and an initiator. His second ability, Flaming Spears, allows him to deal greater damage at the expense of his own health. This also follows back to the chorus of the song "Everything must go" as Huskar's life is draining constantly if he keeps Flaming Spears on Autocast.

The reference to hatchets is probably to another Dota 2 hero, Troll Warlord, who uses twin hatches to attack and whose species is "Troll" just like Huskar.

If this isn't proof enough, the line "Get on some butterfly to the fire shit" from the chorus is definitely a reference to the in-game item Butterfly, which is core to Huskar's build.

I assume the part about the mother is a little tongue in cheek as I assume nobody's mother would approve of them playing Dota 2, a highly addictive game with a toxic community.
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 It doesn't matter how many times I hear it, if somebody reads time cube with enough enthusiasm, I will lose my shit.
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hey bro, wanna help me escort this NPC through the sewers? No homo
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hey bro, wanna help me escort this NPC through the sewers? No homo
GirlKisser420, May 30, 2017, 05:56:31 pm

I am going to need you to equip this sailor hat tho. For poison resist.

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Findom should probably come with a EULA or a readme or something

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I'm the ultimate Hangover fan. There's nothing I love more than waking up in a ditch somewhere near Moorabin with a splitting pain in my skull that I need to treat. Every chance I get I go whole hog in curing my hangover. I leave behind the lady in my bed and stagger into the kitchen. Then I gather a bunch of bullshit from the cupboards. Worcestershire sauce, pepper, apple cider vinegar, two oysters, a Ostritch Egg and some shitty brandy. I shake them together in that Martini thing and pour it into a pint mug. I then take my Ritual Blade and carve a glyph into the palm of my hand. Blood, still tainted with the regrets and Carlton Draught I dragged from yesterday, oozes into my awful brew. Everything has been stained a rusty brown. I dedicate the cure to the True Ancient One, Ashurnibabal, and let the liquid slither down my throat. The cacophony of overwhelming flavours no longer excites or revolts me. I feel only a stagnant calm. Another portion of my soul has been consumed. The pain and suffering of mortality subsides as Ashurnibabal grows in strength. It feeds off of me as I feed off the shitty omelette batter I crave. I am becoming little more than a thrall of this Cosmic Truth. Is the lady in my bed my wife, or just a stranger? Is there any difference any more? I slice up some fatty bacon and fry it in a pan with some mushrooms




I wrote this about 2 hours into a shift watching a bingo game, since they don't like it when you check your phone
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