As someone who is currently in retail managment, this episode hit home on how fucking dumb the vast majority of these shoplifters are. At our store, it's always full denial even though we have video of you putting that shit in your pockets and you are watching the goddamn video right now. There's also the person who decided pepper spraying loss prevention staff is a great way to escape with about 750 dollars worth of stuff. Enjoy the assault charges to go along with your ID fraud that you decided to try as well.
On a positive note though, Squiddy's "WHEN HE DIES, WE GONNA BUILD HIM A REDDIT SHRINE" reading is one of the best readings I've ever heard on here. Fantastic stuff in one of my favorite episodes yet.