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Topic: Favourite moments!  (Read 19072 times)

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Favourite moments! #45
I also have a serious love for Kumquatxop/Kumquatxop Lite weird voices:

MYYYYYYYYYY NAAAAAAAME IS MICHAEL BARRIER. And my brain is so big that my head won't fit on your screen.
TODAY, MY FRIEND MESSAGED ME ON FACEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!
TONIGHT'S MOON IS THE WANING GIBBOUS 87% FUUULLL. NOW HERE'S AL ROPER WITH THE WEATHER.
Navigator, April 23, 2013, 04:40:02 am

Kumquatxop is such a mysterious figure to me. He rarely makes side comments or laughs along with the readings, and his voices are especially odd and unusual.

Also, he logged into ballp.it, made a single post, and has never returned since.
Utnaphistim, May 03, 2013, 05:26:06 pm

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Favourite moments! #46
Really? No one mentioned Isfahan's INSANE reading on "Verses from the Cipher Sickness"?

I've listened to that episode more times than most JUST to get to that reading again and again, it never gets old for me.  Did he do it in one take? Because he absolutely KILLED it.


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Favourite moments! #47
Kumquatxop is such a mysterious figure to me. He rarely makes side comments or laughs along with the readings, and his voices are especially odd and unusual.Down10, May 05, 2013, 02:29:56 am

My theory is that Kumpot is usually too busy trying to dredge up new material in real-time to pay much attention to the readings. That's why he always somehow manages to have on-the-spot new weird things to read in the middle of an episode.

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Favourite moments! #48
It's a little bit awkward seeing as how I can't remember the episode, but it involves Lemon cracking up during a reading due to there being about 3 "U's" in a row (can anyone remember where this is, so I can listen to it again)?

Oh, and the whole Realdoll episode is a masterpiece.

"I can't believe they're having sex with severed heads!"

"WE SEND PUSSY LAST!"
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Favourite moments! #49
It's a little bit awkward seeing as how I can't remember the episode, but it involves Lemon cracking up during a reading due to there being about 3 "U's" in a row (can anyone remember where this is, so I can listen to it again)?Borgy-Le-Borg, June 10, 2013, 08:24:43 pm

It was the Yahoo Answers episode, I believe. Jack Chick was reading a response to someone denying that they were a slut and it had no punctuation or capitalization at all. There were two "u"s in a row, and I was the one who said they "destroyed me."
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Favourite moments! #50
Kumquatxop is such a mysterious figure to me. He rarely makes side comments or laughs along with the readings, and his voices are especially odd and unusual.Down10, May 05, 2013, 02:29:56 am

My theory is that Kumpot is usually too busy trying to dredge up new material in real-time to pay much attention to the readings. That's why he always somehow manages to have on-the-spot new weird things to read in the middle of an episode.
Isfahan, June 04, 2013, 08:59:58 pm

This is correct. If him and I are reading at the same time there are a LOT of links thrown back and forth.

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Favourite moments! #51
Episode 63 (That One About Adult Babies) has a lot of obvious choices, but the "repeated edgings" line is a subtle gem for connecting it to Lou's penis enlargement episode.

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Favourite moments! #52
Hearing Lemon start to lose it in the Lokiwives episode when the one spouse started redefining terms she had defined in the first place, and the downward spiral from there.
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Favourite moments! #53
Lemon on the porno episode (#25) from 30:15 to 31:26, trying to read that post. Always puts a grin on my face.

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Favourite moments! #54
Pretty much everyone, but particularly Portaxx, on toilets in Episode 103. With so much horrible shit being read in that episode, the sheer absurdity of women not knowing how to use toilets, and Portaxx' great timing in bringing it back, really helps bring the humour.
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Favourite moments! #55
I loved when Portaxx was trying to explain catfish noodling to the rest of the Ridiculists in the Plenty of Fish episode.
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Favourite moments! #56
After the credits / outro of the genie episode, Bozarth spills his drink everywhere and has the most incredible meltdown. Whenever I knock anything over or drop something now I mentally hear "SAHN AHV A BITCH! IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOOOOOR! ...... SHHHHHHHHIT!"

everything about Bozarth in that episode is amazing.
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Favourite moments! #57
After the credits / outro of the genie episode, Bozarth spills his drink everywhere and has the most incredible meltdown. Whenever I knock anything over or drop something now I mentally hear "SAHN AHV A BITCH! IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOOOOOR! ...... SHHHHHHHHIT!"

everything about Bozarth in that episode is amazing.
Nickel_Nips, June 10, 2016, 09:29:28 pm

That always makes me feel better about spilling anything.  My dearest friend from high school always makes fun of me for my continual inability to carry liquids without spilling them.  Now I get to remember that.

Contending for a spot on my top 10 list is the pun-collaboration from Oculus Cruft.  I'm out and about so I'll put the full quote here later.  A masterwork between Bozarth and Toast.
"...stepmother!  I see what you did there!"

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Favourite moments! #58
Most of the "Without Adult Supervision" is funny.  It might have to do with I got into the podcast within the last couple of years and hearing the gang go off the rails was amazing.  Plus the outtake at the end was funny.

Anytime laughter grinds the content to a halt, that's my favorite.  The fact there is still the ability to laugh after all the bad internet stuff warms my innards.
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Favourite moments! #59
I always like when a Ridiculist makes a joke that the site they're reading has already made, like John's attempt at the hot dog water joke in the Bling H2O episode.