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Topic: Favourite moments!  (Read 19073 times)

Chaz

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Favourite moments!
(Because I didn't want to say "Crowning Moment of Funny" for fear of being punched in the face)

So we have a Favourite Episodes thread, and a Favourite Voices thread, but this thread digs a bit deeper into the episodes, because sometimes it's hard to pin down what exactly you like about a given episode. So post your favourite parts here, whether they be readings, reactions or off-hand comments made between readings. I'll start us out with a couple of quotes that make me smile whenever I hear them, but which didn't get the full reaction in the episode itself because they got talked over:

From Episode 47 (the Bad Dragon episode):
Acier: "It's not that big! Don't you remember your math, guys? The circumference is pi times diameter."
Boots: "...Cream pi times diameter."
Kumquatxop can be heard laughing in the background as the next subject is brought up

From Episode 39 (The classic perverts episode):
John: "Pray tell, good Romans, how often should I engage in buggery with the woman which I have called mine?"
Additionally, the way Isfahan reads James Joyce's first letter to Nora in the episode is amazing. "...Your fingers tickling me ballacks..." in particular cracks me up.

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Favourite moments! #1
ARRRRRRRRRRR ZOMBIE DISNEY HATE ALL BROWN PEOPLE

or anytime Portaxx makes monster noises basically.

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Favourite moments! #2
I think every instance of Portaxx shouting "AND BIRD KNEES DON'T BEND BACKWARDS!" in regards to spurious science is my favorite, because that is a battle cry true to my nerd heart.

I'm also a fan of the Food Goop Trilogy from the second recipe episode.

Also the gaint of a man, standing around none feet tall.

There are definitely more, but off the top of my head these are the best.
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Chaz

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ARRRRRRRRRRR ZOMBIE DISNEY HATE ALL BROWN PEOPLE

or anytime Portaxx makes monster noises basically.
Yossarian, March 05, 2013, 02:00:27 am

I loved it everytime she made zombie noises in Lemon Types In A Title For This Episode.

Have a goofy 5 minute doodle I did of it:

jorty Liatai

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Favourite moments! #4
"I like to put Skittles up my dick" in the omorashi episode nearly made me piss myself. (See what I did there? Eh? Eh?)

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"Break her spirit— WITH YOUR DICK!" from the Pokegirls episode always kills me. I can't lie, Portaxx's monster voice is superb.

Some close runners up include Stog's emotionally abused Elmo voice describing James Joyce: "This guy's a PERVERT!", Lemon's ragequit at the end of the the Season's Greeting short, and Xarla's self introduction at the beginning of the MUD episode.

Chaz

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I liked Zarla's intro at the beginning of the creepypasta episode. "The lost episode of Zarla where their eyes all start bleeding. Then everyone dies."

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Favourite moments! #7
Off the top of my head:
  • "Give me back my letters. My letters, give them back," etc.
  • The haiku segment of the sissykiss ep. "You just wrote a poem about a baby farting!"
  • Bunnybread's Pokegirl introduction of Portaxx.
  • When Adam describes the people on debate.org as arguing like you would if you were jerked awake. It just sums up the whole website so perfectly.
  • STOG's poem at the beginning of the second poetry episode.
  • Everything ever read about the Large Hadron Collider.
  • The guy with the Stargate, and all the kids know he is GOD.
  • The struggle to read about "Stupid Hotdog Thing." And from the same episode: "It's the police! For kids!"
There are really way, way too many.

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Favourite moments! #8
THAAAAAAAAAANK YOOOOOOOOOOU.

Chaz

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Favourite moments! #9
"Give me back my letters. My letters, give them back," etc.Dacey Mormont, March 06, 2013, 02:02:35 am

I loved how Jack Chick and Portaxx carried this through the episode, to James Joyce's letters to Nora. "Oh, so HERE's where my fucking letters went." "I DON'T HAVE YOUR LETTERS, JACK!"

EDIT: Also, any time STOG reads out something not related to the current thread of conversation, followed up by one of the other ridiculists just flatly saying "Thanks, STOG."
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Favourite moments! #10
I loved Acier's reading of François Rabelais and Lemon's inability to stop laughing at Rabelais's poem about flinging dung:

Shittard,
Squirtard,
Crackard,
   Turdous,
Thy bung
Hath flung
Some dung
   On us:
Filthard,
Cackard,
Stinkard,
   St. Antony's fire seize on thy bone,
If thy
Dirty
Dounby
   Thou do not wipe, ere thou be gone.

In shitting yes'day I did know
The sess I to my arse did owe:
The smell was such came from that slunk,
That I was with it all bestunk:
O had but then some brave Signor
Brought her to me I waited for,
   In shitting!

I would have cleft her watergap,
And join'd it close to my flipflap,
Whilst she had with her fingers guarded
My foul nockandrow, all bemerded
   In shitting.

Poetry.
Liatai

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My favorite STOG-ism is his reading of 111 as "One Hundred and Oney One" in Just the 160,000 of Us

I'm also a big fan of John's little diatribe about (And the other readers' subsequent reaction to) The Ku Clucks Clan from The Netflix Review

Chaz

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Favourite moments! #12
I thought "One Hundred and Oney One" was in the Asexuals episode when they were reading out tumblr posts. :o

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Favourite moments! #13
Crap, you're right. My bad

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Bunnybread getting stuck up on the phrase "fuckers on the bright side" is the first thing that comes to mind. I think that's from the OK Cupid episode?