226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode

[A Meat]

Why would anyone want to carve a dick from a cucumber before they get very drunk?

use the negative of the dick cucumbers as shot glasses

[Gyro]

Why would anyone want to carve a dick from a cucumber before they get very drunk?

And you'd have to be much more drunk to carve "your favorite" dick into a cucumber. Ow.

[jorty]

Why would anyone want to carve a dick from a cucumber before they get very drunk?

And you'd have to be much more drunk to carve "your favorite" dick into a cucumber. Ow.

it'd be a bit rude to claim your own as your favorite though. It'd most likely be someone else...I'm not sure how i thought thatd make things less worse.

[A Meat]

I never thought my brain would generate this sentence but "I call dibs on my own dick"

[Sherman Tank]

The fucking long affair article has better tradecraft than a John Le Carre novel.

[RedMinjo]

The list of titles was amazing.  I actually laughed so hard I cried, so thank you all for that.

[SirSlarty]

Why would anyone want to carve a dick from a cucumber before they get very drunk?

And you'd have to be much more drunk to carve "your favorite" dick into a cucumber. Ow.

it'd be a bit rude to claim your own as your favorite though. It'd most likely be someone else...I'm not sure how i thought thatd make things less worse.

Drinking a prerequisite for many activities.

[sincerelyest]

But seriously please stop reading my eHow and wikiHow posts.  It feels like you are making fun of me.

Anyway, I started listening to AdjGuess and those are pretty incredible (it even came up in the autocomplete!).  Please keep doing them.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

What I liked about the warning in the bachelorette party article is that when they say "don't use sharp knives if the guests have had too much to drink" you know somebody had to learn that the hard way

BTW How to Play Bass Like Peter Hook right before How to Stop Dogs From Having Gas was a reference to the Fleshlight episode, major points for anyone that noticed and here's this post if you didn't. The more you know.

[nuffkins, of all people,]

I Don't Know You, bbillyk, But I Loyally Love Your Katana

[Neal]

As an addendum, eHow has a YouTube channel - in fact, many of them.

[MilfParade]

For some reason I listen to this podcast a lot when I bake, and i'm caught up so I randomly picked something from the back catalogue to listen to. I bake a lot. I'm pretty good at it. I don't usually mutilate myself in the process. But tonight, just as I was pulling a tray of oatmeal craisin cookies out of the oven, I heard the URL "COW URINE DOT COM," and the ensuing spasm - and more the recovery from said spasm - resulted in a forearm burn to which photos don't do justice.

proof for the gently gruesome: http://imgur.com/a/b1Vec

Thank, assholes.

[AgentCoop]

For some reason I listen to this podcast a lot when I bake

Yeah tell me about it lmao

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Yeah tell me about it lmao

Slap emoji.

[Dawnswalker]

For some reason I listen to this podcast a lot when I bake, and i'm caught up so I randomly picked something from the back catalogue to listen to. I bake a lot. I'm pretty good at it. I don't usually mutilate myself in the process. But tonight, just as I was pulling a tray of oatmeal craisin cookies out of the oven, I heard the URL "COW URINE DOT COM," and the ensuing spasm - and more the recovery from said spasm - resulted in a forearm burn to which photos don't do justice.

proof for the gently gruesome: http://imgur.com/a/b1Vec

Thank, assholes.

The mark will go away in three years or so, give or take a few months.
The memories will last forever.