I just wanted to start a thread for this episode because I was reminded of it by
this list of """"""""""""""sexy"""""""""""""" things from author and wife-leaver-for-imaginary-Natalie-Portman Jonathan Safran Foer's latest novel. Here's a sample (NSFW tags just in case):
NSFW content. Click to show.7. “Of course, he had unlimited access to more free porn than could be watched over the course of the lifetimes of every citizen in China, but even an anus-crazed twelve-year-old appreciates the correlation between the mental work required and the magnitude of the nut, hence his ultimate fantasy of intercepting some Arab virgin on her way to get fucked by an actual martyr, tucking his head under her burka, and, in that deep-space, sensory-deprived blackness, licking orbits around Heranus.”
I guess just post terrible sex stuff from books here?