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Topic: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*  (Read 24115 times)

Bobguinary Novel

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #255
PEACH SOJUU, PEACH SOJUU, PEACH SOJUU

Addendum: flavored soju is waaay too smooth and I'm absolutely gonna find more, especially that grapefruit one

Addendum x2:  PEOPLE ONLY HAVE TWO KNUCKLES

Addendum x3: you can (so far) drink when you extract a tooth, fyi

Addendum x4: you ever just drink yourself into a train wreck? Obviously, as this thread exists.  I guess at this time I wanna give thanks to people who believe in me, despite fucking up, forgetting everything, being late all the time, stuff like that. That sort of thing weighs heavily on my mind like 24/7, even though I acknowledge that it's sorta a waste of time???

Life is so terribly weird. But love freely and openly, as we only get one turn on this dumb dustball

Addendum ??: haha chai, you bulbed a posts in progress (you're too kind ;__:)
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #256
I'm drinking. I paid my bills while I'm drinking. Most people are associating with friends while they drink. I'm watch space videos on Youtube and paying my bills when I drink. I'm watching this space video

All the bills are paid. Goodnight, homies.
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #257
those couples walking past my window look really happy tonight, but ive got a whole bottle of wine to myself so whos really winning
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #258
Winc dot com says I oughter serve this rosČ chilled well it's a good thing there's a cold breeze coming in the window because I could no finish this whole bottle before it got warm otherwise
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #259
big piss
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #260
I drinke the wine and the beer and the gin and now I am drunk and yes good evening and thabks, see you in the hangover thread tomorrow
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #261
I'm out of vodka and it makes me sad.

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #262
"i love being around you. when im with you its like magic. the world just slips away. you make me want to be a better, kinder person for you."

My boyfriend texts me rly good things and im SO happy and i lvoE HIM SO MUCH and im so happy to be with him and hes so great to me. I love him. I hope he has a good ski trip and Im so excited to see him this weekend I love him our four year anniversary is next month and Im so grateful to have spent four incredible years being with this wonderful man
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We're gonna start a crust band
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So after literally crying at my desk while working on my employee self-review because I couldn't even BEGIN to conceive of any strengths (let alone THREE) I might have, I decided that I'm gonna spend the year trying to think of ways that I'm a pretty neat person that doesn't involve traits that capitalism values. I mean, what's the fucking point of embracing yourself as a good but flawed person if you tie that value to a labor that is exploited. Like when I've tied my value to good grades or validation, that shit is completely arbitrary and so fucking easily exploitable! Like the place I work at 100% has a "culture fit" of sad sacks that don't think they can make it anywhere else.

So dammit, I'm gonna at least somewhat like me in the year 2019! Even the part that overshares on internet forums.

Also for real love your kids unconditionally or you end up with people like me and man is that EVER a mess to clean up.

Y'all super cute! Goodnight :3
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I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS AND ALSO MY BOYFRIEND AND I RLY WANNA MAKE EVERYONE AS HAPPY AS THEY MAKE ME :D
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listening to some buckethead rn

edit: now its daddy yankee, i remember gasolina was a million years ago but i still ddidnt realise he looked like that now

edit told a colleague i liked her new haircut today, i hope she thought it was more nice than it was weird
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Okay listen tonight was quite a night but I want y'all to know
1. I love y'all
2. I'm drunk
3. #2 does not invalidate #1
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Pabst Blue Ribbon: It's not "good" but at least it's Union Made.
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45 resumes down, and I just got my rejection email from a job that put me through 4 interviews and strung me along for a month. One night to be grumpy and drunk, and then back on that horse!! I'm gonna find a job and move yet! Goddamn it I'M A PRETTY DECENT GRAPHIC DESIGNER and there's gotta be one place out there cool with my weird-ass self.

Now if only my mom would stop asking me if I changed my mind EVERY TIME SHE SAW ME.
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