I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*

[Sherman Tank]

"Also in 1989, the brewing process for a batch of Steam was interrupted during the Loma Prieta earthquake. The resulting (altered) brew was released as normal Anchor Steam, but with an inverted label; this beer has come to be referred to as Earthquake Beer."

God I love Anchor Brewing.

[beelzeboob]

I love my boyfriend even when he's far away we get to hang out and drink together I'm so fucking lucky and in love!!! Wow!!!!!!!!

[beelzeboob]

Doubple posting to say that we typically long-distance drink together by listening to F Plus episodes and yelling about how bad stuff is. It's really nice and I'm so so grateful to every single ridiculist ever for giving me a method of chilling out on a couch with my loved one even when we are far apart :) !!!

[Emperor Jack Chick]

Doubple posting to say that we typically long-distance drink together by listening to F Plus episodes and yelling about how bad stuff is. It's really nice and I'm so so grateful to every single ridiculist ever for giving me a method of chilling out on a couch with my loved one even when we are far apart :) !!!

:)

[MilfParade]

I'm drunk and i appreciate you all. Normally i hate everything about the world, but you guys seem rad.

[Turtle]

Drunk and pretending to give a shit about football is no way to live, but it's somehow where I find myself. Good luck to everyone who's drunk and not pretending to give a shit about football.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

I've decided being drunk, having blue hair, and wearing these Malificent horns is my aesthetic for the rest of the year.

[Neal]

Larceny bourbon isn't my favorite, but it's what I have a bottle of, so here we go.

[bubbleuj]

My best friend is water. Whisky is my anti best friends

[Spenny]

I've been an F+ fan for like 2 years and my $10 for Ballpit was overdue. I registered months ago but since this is the drunk thread I';ll admit I was intimidated about posting.

"What if they don't like me?" -- Me back in August when I registered. Current me just wonders if anybody else is doing anything more worthwhile on a Friday night.

[GirlKisser420]

you can pretty much say anything you want really, everyone's so inoculated to bad internet that nothing registers as bad

also everyone under the age of 30 here has anxiety issues, that sort of thing is pretty normal

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Hanging out with a friend, watching Sailor Moon. I never watched it when I was younger because I didn't want to be known as That Girl and be one of the Cool Girls.

There are cool things about getting older

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

It's very vexing that our drunk selves are more confident than our sober selves I mean what the hell

Also I'm sorry if I ruin ballp.it for people or weird people out I don't mean to you're all very cool people I'd like to chill with stuff but I'm actually kinda boring and it's all very disappointing thinking about it and go me made another double post in time goodnight

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Also I'm sorry if I ruin ballp.it for people or weird people out I don't mean to you're all very cool people I'd like to chill with stuff but I'm actually kinda boring and it's all very disappointing thinking about it and go me made another double post in time goodnight

Nah you kick ass

[Victor Laszlo]

Somehow my brain completely destroyed the knowledge that "I Believe I Can Fly" was from Space Jam.  I've lived 20 years in virtual ignorance and now I feel like I've woken up in a completely different world.  I mean, there was a point in my life where I knew that, and then a long period where I didn't.  WHAT ELSE ARE YOU KEEPING FROM ME, BRAIN?