I've mentioned it before, but I was one of those weird Sonic fans back in middle school. I had no friends, a shitty home life, and pretending to be a hedgehog was the highlight of my day. What's weird is that I don't remember why I latched onto Sonic the Hedgehog. I guess it was just the first forum I ran into online? I ended up ditching it completely after a creep stalked me through various forums because I wouldn't be his girlfriend. I'm sure he's out there still, trying to pressure preteen girls into cyber sex. Hedgehog cyber sex.