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Topic: What did you get for Christmas  (Read 6030 times)

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What did you get for Christmas #30
LOOK.
I got a late present. It's the biggest taro root. Those are my adult human legs for comparison.

!!!
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What did you get for Christmas #31
That looks like a comedy cigar from a cartoon. Like, it's something some absurdly rich oil tycoon would smoke, or that Bugs Bunny would give you and light before it explodes.
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What did you get for Christmas #32
I'm thinking it looks more like a giant bug. Put some eyes on it and it'll look right at home in a sci-fi horror movie

Enjoy Witcher 3!!AgentCoop Of The Grievances, December 26, 2016, 04:20:03 pm

I couldn't have chosen a better game to demonstrate the graphical power of the PS4. It's GORGEOUS.



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What did you get for Christmas #33
I got a book about science and also a couple of late birthday presents from last month.

Also cruise tickets.
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What did you get for Christmas #34
I got a birthday cake.
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What did you get for Christmas #35
I got a birthday cake.
sirslarty, December 27, 2016, 12:19:53 pm

J...jesus?
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What did you get for Christmas #36
LOOK.
I got a late present. It's the biggest taro root. Those are my adult human legs for comparison.

!!!
Tose, December 27, 2016, 02:37:55 am

Okay, no one else is going to ask - what the hell do you do with a huge taro root? It can't taste good when its that large, kinda like zucchini. Is it a curiosity cabinet thing, or a pet, slice it thin to read futures, or bludgeon? I'm not knocking its existence, but what is next.

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What did you get for Christmas #37
LOOK.
I got a late present. It's the biggest taro root. Those are my adult human legs for comparison.

!!!
Tose, December 27, 2016, 02:37:55 am

Okay, no one else is going to ask - what the hell do you do with a huge taro root? It can't taste good when its that large, kinda like zucchini. Is it a curiosity cabinet thing, or a pet, slice it thin to read futures, or bludgeon? I'm not knocking its existence, but what is next.
Sanguinary Novel, December 27, 2016, 10:26:38 pm
I mean, butt stuff right? Gotta be.

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What did you get for Christmas #38
A Bohemian glass dildo cat statue thing.

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What did you get for Christmas #39
LOOK.
I got a late present. It's the biggest taro root. Those are my adult human legs for comparison.

!!!
Tose, December 27, 2016, 02:37:55 am

Okay, no one else is going to ask - what the hell do you do with a huge taro root? It can't taste good when its that large, kinda like zucchini. Is it a curiosity cabinet thing, or a pet, slice it thin to read futures, or bludgeon? I'm not knocking its existence, but what is next.
Sanguinary Novel, December 27, 2016, 10:26:38 pm
I mean, butt stuff right? Gotta be.
I Liked That Joke, December 27, 2016, 11:08:43 pm

It is both a blessing and a burden, and it has been placed upon me. It is resting comfortably in the living room for now.

IT'S GONNA BE FINE. I've never cooked with it myself, but I'm gonna make as much stuff as I can.

Sadly, I can not yet take its full girth.

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What did you get for Christmas #40

Giant vegetables don't need a purpose, they just need to exist.  Giant vegetable competitions are the high point of every state fair that has them, this is an undisputed truth. 

Taro root would be a catastrophic candidate for butt stuff, I don't know many food things but I'm pretty sure the calcium oxalate would seep through the peel and erode your butt lining into a distant memory. 

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What did you get for Christmas #41
I guess in a couple years, once it grows up, you can ride it:

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What did you get for Christmas #42
I guess in a couple years, once it grows up, you can ride it:


Sanguinary Novel, December 28, 2016, 03:05:15 pm

Or you can drown the little maker to make the Water of Life, andů okay, I'll show myself out of here.
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What did you get for Christmas #43
Now you have to nickname the taro root Leto II, by some sort of international nerd law or something.

Too obsessed with this damn root sorry dude
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What did you get for Christmas #44
I think it can make an impromptu giant micro-pebble if you're hurtin' for your tweaker fix!