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Topic: Fake porn titles make me giggle.  (Read 22212 times)

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #15
This whole thing is good and great

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #16
Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.
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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #17
Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.
Tose, January 08, 2017, 06:22:47 am

Agreed.

Because "Lord of the Cockrings: The Fellowship of the Cockring" has an inherent pleasure to it.

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #18
So far...

javascript
// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"
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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #19
So far...

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// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"
Lemon, January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am

Nail Caesar!
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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #20
So far...

javascript
// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"
Lemon, January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am
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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #21
So far...

javascript
// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"
Lemon, January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am

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ETA:
Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.
Tose, January 08, 2017, 06:22:47 am

Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.
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« Last Edit: January 08, 2017, 03:59:59 pm by Yavuz Sultan Selim »

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #22
A Terrence Malick-directed forced urination clip called The Pee of Strife
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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #23
Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 08, 2017, 03:55:34 pm

There's a Lord of the G-Strings, in which hobbits are also referred to as "bothlings" (because get it) and the wizard is named Smirnoff the White. You're welcome.

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #24
Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 08, 2017, 03:55:34 pm

There's a Lord of the G-Strings, in which hobbits are also referred to as "bothlings" (because get it) and the wizard is named Smirnoff the White. You're welcome.

(Cleavagefield is also real and tried to suck my dick terrible.)
Goose Goose Honk At Me Now, January 08, 2017, 04:26:12 pm

It should clearly be Lord of the STOGrings
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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #25
So far...

javascript
// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"
Lemon, January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #26
I can't believe no one's suggested Whores of the Rings.

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #27
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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #28
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Victor Laszlo, January 08, 2017, 10:23:33 pm

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #29
What about comic book movie names? It's been hard for me, because several of them are kind of already their own porn parody titles. Man of Steel is particularly egregious. I saw that The Fantastic Foursome is already on the list. Maybe Fantastic Foursome: Rise of the Silver Sucker? X-Men: First Ass? Deadpoon? Lick-Ass?