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Topic: Fake porn titles make me giggle.  (Read 13425 times)

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« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2017, 10:59:57 pm »
This whole thing is good and great

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« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2017, 06:22:47 am »
Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.
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« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2017, 09:08:34 am »
Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.

Agreed.

Because "Lord of the Cockrings: The Fellowship of the Cockring" has an inherent pleasure to it.

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« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am »
So far...

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// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"
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« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2017, 11:18:18 am »
So far...

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// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"

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« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2017, 01:58:51 pm »
So far...

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// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"
Fillers Crossing

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« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2017, 03:55:34 pm »
So far...

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// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"

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ETA:
Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.

Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.
« Last Edit: January 08, 2017, 03:59:59 pm by Yavuz Sultan Selim »

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« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2017, 04:15:33 pm »
A Terrence Malick-directed forced urination clip called The Pee of Strife
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« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2017, 04:26:12 pm »
Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.

There's a Lord of the G-Strings, in which hobbits are also referred to as "bothlings" (because get it) and the wizard is named Smirnoff the White. You're welcome.

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« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2017, 05:43:39 pm »
Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.

There's a Lord of the G-Strings, in which hobbits are also referred to as "bothlings" (because get it) and the wizard is named Smirnoff the White. You're welcome.

(Cleavagefield is also real and tried to suck my dick terrible.)

It should clearly be Lord of the STOGrings
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« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2017, 06:36:40 pm »
So far...

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// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"

"The Man Who Was In There"
"True Clit"
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« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2017, 07:00:20 pm »
I can't believe no one's suggested Whores of the Rings.

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« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2017, 10:23:33 pm »
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« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2017, 11:01:33 pm »
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« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2017, 11:11:49 pm »
What about comic book movie names? It's been hard for me, because several of them are kind of already their own porn parody titles. Man of Steel is particularly egregious. I saw that The Fantastic Foursome is already on the list. Maybe Fantastic Foursome: Rise of the Silver Sucker? X-Men: First Ass? Deadpoon? Lick-Ass?