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Topic: Fake porn titles make me giggle.  (Read 13424 times)

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« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2017, 08:47:51 am »
Pulp Friction
Fill Bill vol 1
Fill Bill vol 2
In Glory Hole Basterds
Assfull Eight

Natural Porn Killers

JACKie Brown

Nah.  That one was tough.  Jack-off Brown?  About interracial handjobs?

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« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2017, 10:49:07 am »
Pacific Rimjob
Charlie Wilson's Wank
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« Reply #32 on: January 09, 2017, 11:22:59 am »
Red Dong

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« Reply #33 on: January 09, 2017, 11:30:03 am »
Oh God...  Parody Titles.  I have a real problem with this as some of you know.

Let's start with Westerns:

Wyatt Slurp

True Tit

Django Uncut



Some action blockCockbusters:

Mad Minge: Fury Chode

Captain Americunt: Civil Whore

XXX-Men: Burst Ass
(First Class)



Animated Features:

Winnie the Pooh-say and Titty Too!

Fuck-It Ralph

(Railin' Her) Inside Out

RataTushie

Fucking Nemo

Adult Toy Story

Filling Dory

Sugar WALLs-E

Monster Cocks, Inc.




And I tried to stick with critically acclaimed stuff here:

Eternal Cumstain of the Spotless Mind

(Puttin' it in) Sideways

127 Showers

Black Swan-schenstucker

Insemination
Inception

Slapped Poophole  Apt Pupil 

Niplash

 Waiting for BuffMen   

Night BallHer
   Nightcrawler

The Spurt Locker

sEx Machina

the Cumjuring

Cloud SlaptAss

The Wolf of Ball Street

The Fornication Game

Requiem for a Dong

There Will Be Cum

Pan's Labia-rinth



I hope I can stop but... no promises.
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« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2017, 11:47:46 am »
X-Men: First Class really should be XXX-Men: First Class Ass

I like baseball movies:
monster cock in the Outfield
The Nookie
Field of Wet Dreams
Moneyshot
edit: it's tough to do porn parodies when you can't do anal
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« Reply #35 on: January 09, 2017, 12:16:23 pm »
Adam Sandler porn parody titles:

The Watersports Boy
Ridiculous Sex
Horny Gilmore
Jack and Jizz

Some of his movies already sound like parody porn titles.
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« Reply #36 on: January 09, 2017, 12:47:48 pm »
I forgot a few from the Critically Acclaimed section:

Whorehouse Rwanda

Zero Dark Titties




And here's some oldies:

GashDance

The Whole Nine Inches

Under The Cherry Poon

Beverly Hills Cock

St. Elmo's Burning Sensation

Coming on America

An American Werewolf in Laura

Blade Hummer

The Last StarFucker

Little Shop of Whores

Queen of the Dental Damned



This last one is an oldie, plus I think it was up for an Oscar so it gets two titles.

Kneel and Deliver    OR    Stand and Deflower
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« Reply #37 on: January 09, 2017, 01:26:31 pm »
Black Swan-schenstucker
That's just the Madeleine Kahn segments of Blazing Saddles and you know it.
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« Reply #38 on: January 09, 2017, 01:32:18 pm »
I forgot a few from the Critically Acclaimed section:

Whorehouse Rwanda

Zero Dark Titties




And here's some oldies:

GashDance

The Whole Nine Inches

Under The Cherry Poon

Beverly Hills Cock

St. Elmo's Burning Sensation

Coming on America

An American Werewolf in Laura

Blade Hummer

The Last StarFucker

Little Shop of Whores

Queen of the Dental Damned



This last one is an oldie, plus I think it was up for an Oscar so it gets two titles.

Kneel and Deliver    OR    Stand and Deflower

Stand and Deflower is the best one

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« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2017, 01:35:42 pm »
Excuse me mr. Bread, but you had Hurt Locker and you didn't go for Squirt Locker? C'mon son.
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« Reply #40 on: January 09, 2017, 02:25:42 pm »
Excuse me mr. Bread, but you had Hurt Locker and you didn't go for Squirt Locker? C'mon son.

Squirt Docker
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« Reply #41 on: January 09, 2017, 05:52:24 pm »
Excuse me mr. Bread, but you had Hurt Locker and you didn't go for Squirt Locker? C'mon son.

Yeah, that really changes it up.  Completely saved my ass, there.

Anyways here's Breast in Show as another Christopher Guest parody.  I eagerly await your comment about how it should've been Chest in Show, duh!!



And now for some sports flicks because I cannot goddamn stop.

SlapTwat

Remember the Tight Ass

Splooshers

Million Dollar Booby

Hoop Reams

Black Booty

The Mighty Dicks

The Endless Hummer

Brian's Schlong

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« Reply #42 on: January 09, 2017, 06:42:48 pm »
Dirty Sex Chambers of Shaolin
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« Reply #43 on: January 09, 2017, 06:43:05 pm »
Comic Book Shit:

Captain A Merkin: The Fist Assvenger

Fapn America: The Winter Boner

The Incredible Hump

Ass-Man

Just-Tits League




One more for the Oscar crowd and then I really need to stop

The Girl With the Pearl Necklace





and maybe...


Clits a Wonderful Life
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« Reply #44 on: January 09, 2017, 06:52:07 pm »
The complete Criterryon release of the work of David "Anus" Pinch:

EraserHEAD: Put Those Cheeks to Work

Lost Biway

Mywholeass Drive

Poo Velvet

In-lass Empire

Cumland

The Horniest Dog in the World

Fire Cock with Me

This Ain't a Straight Story XXX

Twins Peaking

On Her Hair

Defiled at Heart


Bonus:

The 'Elephant' Man
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