Fake porn titles make me giggle.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Cum and Punishment

[Antivehicular]

Cum and Punishment

Fyodor Dostoevsky's The Gooner

[A Meat]

The mothers I'd like to fuck of invention

[Lumbermouth]

The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing

[Lemon]

The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing

I like it, but I've already got "The Unbearable Tightness Of Ian".

[Lemon]

OKAY, BIG UPDATE

So, two things I did today.

• I changed the name of the website to simply "Jerking", which I like better, and changed the URL to jerking.ahoylemon.xyz, because the old URL was really clumsy to type.
• But more importantly, I've now added Actors to the daily list. Today's stars include Bennedict Cumbersomebatch and Kathy 'bates, but I'll happily include more suggestions

_{Also, for what it's worth, I do have the start of a list of soundtrack information, but I'd need about twice the artists and maybe 40+ songs to build out that part the way I have it envisioned.}

[A Meat]

Some musicians:
Frank Fappa
Danny Jelqman
Jon Boner Jovi
Shagging 2 Dope and Violent JO
Del the funky homo
Aesoft Cock
Lady Gagger
Gei$ha
Licki Mivaj
Dick Assley
Mick Jacker

[A Meat]

Some songs:
Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me
The First Thrust Is the Deepest
Jerkin' Jackoff Flasher
You Ain't Seen Nutting Yet

[Lemon]

Some songs:
Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me
The First Thrust Is the Deepest
Jerkin' Jackoff Flasher
You Ain't Seen Nutting Yet

• Immigrant Schlong
• When The Hymen Breaks
• Lookin' In Your Backdoor
• Loadi
• Friday I'm In Cunt
• Naked Pictures Of You

[A Meat]

Kink Rimson
Four in Her
Black Slime Bath

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Fyodor Dostoevsky's The Gooner

The Gooner, The Eternal Hucow and Dildos are his unsung trilogy tbh

[Lemon]

Four in Her

SONGS

• Toybox Hero
• I Wanna Know What Squirt Is
• I've Been Wanking On A Girl Like You