This is a thread for weird little mysteries in your life that really aren't worth the brainpower to actually question, but nonetheless stick with you.
When looking in my google drive tonight, I saw an untitled document with a single line in it. An untitled document can't be shared, so I had to have written it. It's dated January 2016, which as far as I recall was a totally mundane day for me. I'd say it's all very creepy, but that all gets dispelled by the actual contents of the line:
u have to grabv ictory by the balls at every step or else it will get out of ur graps bcuz u dnt have its balls metaphors are hard
I definitely wasn't drunk, I had my first drink of alcohol in July that year. So I've got no idea why this is a line that I either wrote or pasted in, and then just... left alone.