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Topic: 267: We Resentfully Attend  (Read 6461 times)

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267: We Resentfully Attend #15
That brings up the question of there was a Platonic ideal of the most cringe inducing turbo nerd wedding, what would it be? If money, time, and dignity were no object.

A Steampunk wedding on an actual zepplin? A Final Fantasy VI wedding where the ceremony is the entire opera?Sanguinary Novel, November 19, 2017, 11:30:41 pm
David Gonterman finally marrying his Internet girlfriend in a re-enactment of his fanfiction about their OCs' wedding, with everyone including the guests dressed in full Mobian fursuits.

The DJ for the dance is Ulillillia, with his full library of tapes of the Aquatic Ruin Zone theme played at all your favorite speeds.
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267: We Resentfully Attend #16
There was a GIS specialist in the last Offbeat Bride episode, too.

I work in GIS now, and I have to say, I'm not surprised. People who are into GIS enough to actually list that as such about them seem to be uniquely nerdy enough to be into making their wedding something like this, and yet milquetoast enough that their offerings in it will be few and/or overpowered.

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267: We Resentfully Attend #17
The first offbeatbride episode is one of the ones I skip when I re-listen to old episodes because I find the people so obnoxious and unpleasant. I have listened to the ballbusting, adult baby, and both F-List episodes so much I can quote portions of them.

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267: We Resentfully Attend #18
The first offbeatbride episode is one of the ones I skip when I re-listen to old episodes because I find the people so obnoxious and unpleasant. I have listened to the ballbusting, adult baby, and both F-List episodes so much I can quote portions of them.
sambair, November 20, 2017, 09:57:02 am
Woah, that's crazy to me. The first offbeat bride episode would probably make my top 15. What is it that bugs you so much about these people?

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267: We Resentfully Attend #19
Itís full on Cringe, thereís very little Shock, Weird or Narrative compared to the usual episode. That can be hard to deal with.

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267: We Resentfully Attend #20
I don't know how well it shows in this episode, but the wedding episodes are the only ones I've been in where I get genuinely pissed off. It is a rare and enjoyable experience to actually get as upset with the material as everyone else for once.
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267: We Resentfully Attend #21
Frank West: Hates weddings, loves cum
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267: We Resentfully Attend #22
The wedding people all sound like god damn nerds, but at least they aren't tricking people into satisfying their fetishes, or destroying their property, or scamming them out of money in exchange for funny hats or enchanted stones or whatever.

And that one couple did take the "weddings are getting weird" grandma gracefully instead of post on r/weddings with "MY GRANDMA IS A BITCH BECAUSE SHE HATES STAR TREK"

(And you know r/weddings or whatever they call it is very much like Offbeat Bride except worse in every possible way.)

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267: We Resentfully Attend #23
Credit where credit is due: the costumes for the Mass Effect wedding looked great, for something other than a wedding.

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267: We Resentfully Attend #24
The first offbeatbride episode is one of the ones I skip when I re-listen to old episodes because I find the people so obnoxious and unpleasant. I have listened to the ballbusting, adult baby, and both F-List episodes so much I can quote portions of them.
sambair, November 20, 2017, 09:57:02 am
Woah, that's crazy to me. The first offbeat bride episode would probably make my top 15. What is it that bugs you so much about these people?
I Liked That Joke, November 20, 2017, 10:21:23 pm

Yeah, what Girlkisser420 said, it's cringe combined with it being inflicted on other people. I haven't listened to the episode in a couple years, so I'll give it another shot. My mood at the time can change what kind of comedy I can get into at the moment.

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267: We Resentfully Attend #25
I'm surprised that searching for certain niche yet popular things come up with zero results.

Well, not surprised, really, more like "duh these are lonely nerds of courses there aren't any search results."
It's me, I'm the lonely nerd.

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267: We Resentfully Attend #26
As someone who likes cosplay and going to anime conventions, I know a painful amount of people who want weddings just like this. Someone I went to high school with announced her wedding with My Little Pony macros while her groom was dressed up as Link. I know someone who officiates weddings while dressed as a Jedi. There's a cosplay prom in my area and every time I see pictures from it I just feel ridiculously embarrassed. And since they don't seem to be embarrassed at all... I just feel embarrassed for them. :(
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267: We Resentfully Attend #29
I love ridiculously nerdy shit but some of my friends don't, and I'd want them to enjoy the day as much as I would. I feel kind of bad, because I'm sure there's always a fair few people sitting there wondering what the hell is going on.