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Topic: Conditions under which you would order McDonalds via UberEats  (Read 2501 times)

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I've noticed a couple signs and billboards advertising the idea of having McDonalds delivered to your door via UberEats.

I've just gone to the UberEats website and clicked around for a bit. Delivery on a Big Mac Meal will take an estimated 20-30 minutes, and will cost $12.11 (plus tip, presumably)

Please create a hypothetical situation where this would be something you'd actually do.
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If you're rich and tasteless enough to use UberEats, you're rich and tasteless enough to want a Big Mac delivered to your door.

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I am tied to the bed. Mistress informs me that I am going to buy her a big Mac online and pay for someone to drive it to us.
'That's so wasteful!' I try to exclaim, but it comes out through the ball gag as MMMPPHHHMMMPH. Mistress punches in my Uber Eats password and shows me the little car moving on the screen.

"You're going to buy Mistress a fifteen dollar Big Mac, and you're going to cum, hands-free, while I eat it. If you don't cum I'll tip the driver one hundred dollars."

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For a single big mac meal maybe if I broke both my legs and was stuck at home for an extended period? It would have to be sufficiently immobile to not just go there and I'd have to be sufficiently miserable to not care I'm spending about 10 on a big mac so maybe a severe injury and extended housebound period would do it.

I guess I can see it being an okay idea if there was a bunch of people? If there's more people ordering then the delivery cost is spread thinner and it's not necessarily convenient to ditch the gathering and then carry a huge amount home. If you had half a dozen people around watching a film or playing call of duty and all wanted mcdonalds it might be worthwhile to order it all in rather than interrupt the evening. I specifically probably wouldn't but for the broader "you" maybe that's the answer.

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If you're my sister apparently.
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I'm guessing the price is calculated by: Uber price + McDonalds price + tip, which would mean that the cost of UberEats gets relatively smaller with the more food you order.

So, hypothetically, I guess if I had 50 people at my house and hadn't already planned ahead for food and everyone wanted a big mac for dinner, then maybe?

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A Steamed Hams type scenario.
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Alternative bulk ordering scenario: when my industrial walk-in freezer filled with big macs starts running low.

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Absolutely fucking never. I worked there for five years, I would choose death by starvation first. The beeping haunts my dreams.

Wait, I would do it under one condition - if me ordering it every day would give every crew member in the nation a living fucking wage.

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A Steamed Hams type scenario.
Jackal Flapnasty, March 18, 2018, 05:37:17 pm

Steamed Hams except I'm forcing the UberEats driver to act out the entire script with me or I rate them a 1 star and leave no tip
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Trapped under pile of own trash, can only reach the part of my phone to order on uber eats but don't have the strength to swipe to other restaurants or the reach to go to other apps, trying to communicate sos in morse code with my order frequency
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