Conditions under which you would order McDonalds via UberEats

[Darkly]

When I want a burger but all of my friends want tacos so I just have a big mac delivered to us at Taco Bell.

[Frank West]

The same situation as my last post but the trash is metaphorical and it's a cry for help

[Darkly]

When I'm in a hurry and don't want to stop at a drive-thru so I just instruct the UberEats driver to pull up alongside me driving down the highway and toss the big mac through my window.

[Frank West]

Need one piece for mcdonalds monopoly and ordering from every mcdonalds possible to get it

[Dr. Buttplug]

I know the Uber driver is blonde and artists have stopped answering emails about my Wonder Bread commissions.

[Frank West]

It's the next F Plus Live and I'm at Lemon's house and it's his phone and he left it unlocked, the idiot, ahahaha this'll be a hilarious prank callback to that post he made months ago, haha I hope he remembers that or this won't be funny at all

[Frank West]

A loved one is having a reverse heart attack and I need to get them to have a heart attack ASAP to balance it out.

[Mique]

If Lemon was at my house and I wanted to surprise him.

[Shigan]

Want to sculpt a beef vulva out of the ground-up labia used in the burger patties.

[Frank West]

I need to celebrate my 1000th post

HAPPY 1000^TH POST FRANK WEST ! ENJOY YOUR UBEREATS MCDONALDS MEAL!

[Darkly]

*Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Mayor McCheese, Birdie, and the Fry Kids all come in for a HUGE party*

[Frank West]

I need to celebrate my 1001th post.

YOU HAVE A SHITPOSTING PROBLEM FRANK WEST, STOP PLEASE

[Schumin Capote]

I have a friend who decided he could live without a car in Phoenix, so he started ordering takeout from UberEats or GrubHub all the time and it got out of hand for him pretty quickly,

I guess the scenarios where ordering McDonalds via UberEats would make sense would be if you are disabled, elderly, have a shit ton of DUIs, if you are a kid with your parent's credit card, you want to impress your findom mistress, or if you are a feeder with a busy schedule.

[LancashireMcGee]

I have a friend who decided he could live without a car in Phoenix, so he started ordering takeout from UberEats or GrubHub all the time and it got out of hand for him pretty quickly,

I guess the scenarios where ordering McDonalds via UberEats would make sense would be if you are disabled, elderly, have a shit ton of DUIs, if you are a kid with your parent's credit card, you want to impress your findom mistress, or if you are a feeder with a busy schedule.

Or alternatively, if you are very very very drunk.

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

Tired of this mortal plain and too impatient to move on to the next realm, buy an Ubereats Mcdonalds and stand in front of the moving car. The driver is horrified but he also has a big mac to mitigate his horror.