Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
April 01, 2020, 12:14:35 pm

ballp.it is the community forum for The F Plus.

You're only seeing part of the forum conversation. To see more, register for an account. This will give you read-only access to nearly all the forums.

Topic: 282: Pounded In The Butt By The Heal Beam  (Read 6023 times)

rhorsman

  • Oculus Pffffft
  • Paid
  • Lorem ipsum come around and get some
  • 27
  • 10
This ep has the highest likelihood of the entire show's run of being something that someone I know is into. Like, by a wiiiiiiide margin. Like, I'm tempted to use the term "heal slut" around them and gauge their reaction.
Lemon GirlKisser420 Eider Duck

A Meat

  • Artificial Man Pop Seasoning
  • Paid
  • filled with delicious dude meat
  • 3,549
  • 136
I feel like BDSM is one of the nerdiest ways to fuck, and so it makes sense that people would find a way to combine it with video games.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, June 10, 2018, 11:59:10 am
BD&DSM
Bodark Corn Syrup Sherman Tank rhorsman Mix Dr. Buttplug Lux chai tea latte Darkly John Toast QueenSyreen junior associate faguar JamEngulfer Dawnswalker

Shigan

  • Cum golem with long hair on men
  • Paid
    • 384
    • 17
I feel like BDSM is one of the nerdiest ways to fuck, and so it makes sense that people would find a way to combine it with video games.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, June 10, 2018, 11:59:10 am

BDSM is short for Berate my Dick, Super Mario
Wrought Bodark Shell Game Achilles' Heelies rhorsman Dr. Buttplug Yavuz sambair skeleton party Lemon

Baldr

  • Paid
    • 555
    • 115
Anyway, I wanna read Healslime's take.Isfahan, June 10, 2018, 08:35:23 am

Well, that username has just been ruined forever.

The podcast was as unsettling as Frank West's live performance a few years ago, except it lasted for an hour.  I chose that username in part because it was a play on words for how some people in video games would be assholes while you were trying to help them.  I had always assumed it was just narcissistic personality disorder; it never occurred to me that some of them might have been jacking it.

Also, I'm kind of glad we don't play TF2 anymore.  If we did I know I'd be hearing references to this shit for the next six months.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes Boots Raingear Isfahan Wrought KingKalamari Mix Sherman Tank Victor Laszlo A Meat chai tea latte Lemon Achilles' Heelies Corn Syrup Yavuz Shell Game Bodark Cirr Dr. Buttplug Liatai skeleton party Lost Season Turtle Frank West Old_Zircon

KendrickLobstar

  • Paid
  • 69 year old father to a bunch of shit goth sons
  • 149
  • 8
this episode made me really rethink all of the interactions i've had playing games before, wondering how many deeply perverted interactions I missed out upon from not being privy to the lingo

Seth "Slimy" Rollins

  • I Waterboard Clowns For A Living And I Fucked Up Real Bad
  • Paid
  • ratfucking ourselves into oblivion
  • 374
  • 21
I'm really suprised that this stuff extended past Overwatch, especially TF2, known contender for Unsexiest Game Alive.

Sherman Tank

  • Licensed Kadir-Buxton Method Practitioner
  • Associate Tag Director, East
  • I'm over 30 years old and I like fried chicken.
  • 2,649
  • 44
I'm really suprised that this stuff extended past Overwatch, especially TF2, known contender for Unsexiest Game Alive.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, June 11, 2018, 10:42:43 am

A simple DeviantArt search will prove you wrong about this.
Positronic Bodark Liatai

Mix

  • God's Personal Jester
  • Paid
  • oh god who let them in here
  • 946
  • 63
I'm really suprised that this stuff extended past Overwatch, especially TF2, known contender for Unsexiest Game Alive.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, June 11, 2018, 10:42:43 am

A simple DeviantArt search will prove you wrong about this.
Ninja DPS Sherman Tank, June 11, 2018, 10:45:03 am
A no-longer-real-life friend of mine who wrote over 50K words of TF2 porn fanfiction for NaNoWriMo completely unironically will prove you wrong about this.
Wrought Lemon Sherman Tank Seth "Slimy" Rollins Shell Game Eider Duck Yavuz Liatai Captain Nobeard Frank West

jack chick

  • he/him
  • Ridiculist
  • Metal tyrant from hell
  • 2,941
  • 666
it never occurred to me that some of them might have been jacking it

i mean you DO listen to this podcast right?
Lemon Shell Game skeleton party

Knitting Machine

  • Paid
  • Buried in Yarn
    • 1,130
    • 64
Suddenly that run-in with a Reinhart main that was super pissed that I didn't exclusively pocket him makes way more sense

Lemon

  • I love your sex penis.
  • Administrator
  • Miss Priss, I'd like to piss on your coat.
  • 3,613
  • 393
A no-longer-real-life friend of mine who wrote over 50K words of TF2 porn fanfiction for NaNoWriMo completely unironically will prove you wrong about this.
Mix, June 11, 2018, 11:05:34 am

Tell me the plot.

Boots Raingear

  • BBQ Man-Pop
  • Administrator
  • CEO of Victor's basement
  • 1,013
  • 164
Tell me the plot.
Lemon, June 11, 2018, 12:17:23 pm

9:1 odds that it's Medic X Scout hurt/comfort.
Shell Game

Mix

  • God's Personal Jester
  • Paid
  • oh god who let them in here
  • 946
  • 63
Tell me the plot.
Lemon, June 11, 2018, 12:17:23 pm

9:1 odds that it's Medic X Scout hurt/comfort.
Boots Raingear, June 11, 2018, 12:23:45 pm
I should mention I hadn't actually played TF2 at this point so I had no context at the time, but what little I do remember was like half of it was this really weird heavy x scout slow burn (because i remember looking them up and wondering how scout even survived that) and then the rest was like. spy x everyone else.

I should also mention said friend at the time swore up and down he was completely heterosexual, he just really wanted to write a lot of words about men of various sizes, ages, and races fucking. A lot.
Shell Game Bodark

Bobguinary Novel

  • FPlus Logo Club Vice President
  • Paid
  • You Can't Ban the Magic of ~*~PUNS~*~ Fuckos!
  • 3,179
  • 199
Another tag suggestion: Overcomplicated Masturbation Rituals

Like sure, it's some bizarre hoops to jump through for your boner, but how the everloving fuck do you keep track of it? Is there a flowchart? I think Spooks even posted in a Mercy chart in the cursed images thread and that shit was STILL confusing.  "Hold on team, need to see where the dildo goes before we restart." Does bring new meaning to "play on a harder difficulty"
Lemon Corn Syrup Liatai

KendrickLobstar

  • Paid
  • 69 year old father to a bunch of shit goth sons
  • 149
  • 8
honestly i assume everyone in that Reddit group has one of those special one-handed controllers or keybinds
Wrought