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Topic: 'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas  (Read 2786 times)

Bobguinary Novel

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'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas #15
I listened to this episode as Jack would have wanted
Drinking a beer and cooking, undaunted
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'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas #16
I listened to this episode as Jack would have wanted
Drinking a beer and cooking, undaunted
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, August 16, 2018, 07:48:41 pm

so uh

this was a thing, huh.
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'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas #17
I listened to this episode as Jack would have wanted
Drinking a beer and cooking, undaunted
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, August 16, 2018, 07:48:41 pm

so uh

this was a thing, huh.
jack chick, August 16, 2018, 07:51:36 pm

Collard greens and chicken were cooking away
While I sipped on the beer I wanted all day
When I looked up from my post with a jerk
This goddamn thread is nothing but cursed
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'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas #18
I listened to this episode as Jack would have wanted
Drinking a beer and cooking, undaunted
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, August 16, 2018, 07:48:41 pm

so uh

this was a thing, huh.
jack chick, August 16, 2018, 07:51:36 pm

yeah, i think so.

unforgettable.

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'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas #19
Catch 22!

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'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas #20
hey cat examiner way to start off with the one most likely to make me, specifically, extremely mad
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'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas #21
Merry Chickmas to all and to all a good night!

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'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas #22
Me listening to the intro: Fuck yeah, Jack Chick solo episode, this is gonna be awesome!!!
Me at ~01:39 as soon as Jack Chick starts reading the actual fucking poem: FUCK!
Ambious, August 16, 2018, 01:45:32 am

I was the inverse:
"Oh, a solo episode... I'm not sure this'll work without other people commenting."
A few minutes later, just tittering with glee.

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'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas #23
Yay Jack Chick!

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'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas #24
CHRISTMAS WAS A MISTAKE!
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'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas #25
I was watching a Halloween episode of the 60s Addams Family show and Gomez Addams got up to read a "Halloween poem" and, as you can probably guess, he read "'Twas The Night Before Halloween."

When the random normie characters freaked out and ran away, he complained about how they "obviously just don't like poetry."
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'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas #26
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'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas #27
So listening to the Garbage Day Jack Chickmas, I started wondering:

Why does every poem retain the " When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter." couplet?
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