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Topic: 288: The Rites of Price  (Read 3431 times)

Lemon

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« on: September 11, 2018, 03:08:41 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2018, 03:35:13 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2018, 04:53:40 pm »
lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins
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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2018, 05:05:30 pm »
Even by magick standards there was a lot of insanity in this one.

Magick tagk descriptionsk: "hippies", "magical thinking", "pagans", "please give me money for my stupid idea", "potpourri", "profiles of job creators", "satanists", "technologically impressive buttplugs". Also the "game show" tag should be added to #276 and the announcements for Quite Exasperating and Adjudicated Guess.
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2018, 05:36:19 pm »


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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2018, 06:30:24 pm »
"Does Etsy have any standards?"

Depends, does AliBaba have an order maximum?

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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2018, 06:52:51 pm »
lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins

Sorry about that.

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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2018, 09:04:55 am »
lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins

Sorry about that.
I think the best way to apologize is to post a picture of you wearing the knock-off Louise Belcher bunny ears

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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2018, 09:34:27 am »
lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins

Sorry about that.
I think the best way to apologize is to post a picture of you wearing the knock-off Louise Belcher bunny ears



Joke's on you fucko I've been Kristen Schaal this whole time!
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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2018, 09:59:06 am »
lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins

Sorry about that.
I think the best way to apologize is to post a picture of you wearing the knock-off Louise Belcher bunny ears



Joke's on you fucko I've been Kristen Schaal this whole time!
This confirms my theory that Jack White and Kirsten Schaal are the same person.
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2018, 01:14:40 pm »
I can't believe you didn't know about people selling "haunted" dolls

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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2018, 01:39:05 pm »
I can't believe you didn't know about people selling "haunted" dolls

A Meat please make the haunted doll doc
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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2018, 01:40:10 pm »
I can't believe you didn't know about people selling "haunted" dolls

A Meat please make the haunted doll doc
I have a doc in the hopper that has a bit about haunted dolls, but I'll look into it further after I finish working on this recipe doc I've been putting together
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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2018, 02:22:19 pm »
I can't believe you didn't know about people selling "haunted" dolls

A Meat please make the haunted doll doc

Seconding this request. There's a TREASURE TROVE of horribly written backstories for these dolls on eBay and whatnot. 10/10 for dumb content, would listen.

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« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2018, 02:23:43 pm »
So Lemon said "something stupid like I wiccan" seconds after saying "something wiccan" just to upset me right?

edit: genuinely this is one of my favourite recent episodes. There's something magickal about this brand of crazy that really works for me.
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