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Topic: Workplace power moves  (Read 786 times)

jack chick

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Workplace power moves
« on: November 07, 2018, 11:42:02 pm »
Keep a framed picture of yourself on your desk. - bonus points if your name is on the frame or in the picture.
Hang up a "Bless this mess" sign near where your group sits.
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Vinny Possum

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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2018, 12:30:58 am »
Piss on things to mark your territory
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Shell Game

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Workplace power moves
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2018, 01:07:25 am »
Bug pins. On display. Frequently admired.
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krytton

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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2018, 01:14:36 am »
hold out your hand like a fuckin terminator laser beam at the card reader so it can read your implanted employee rfid chip and watch your coworkers marvel at your H A C K E R   A R M
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A Meat

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Workplace power moves
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2018, 01:26:19 am »
Arrive early, so you can berate coworkers for not loving their job as much as you do
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AgentCoop

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Workplace power moves
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2018, 08:00:44 am »
Bring in your own Maxwell House and say you "just like the flavor better"
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Boots Raingear

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Workplace power moves
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2018, 09:16:26 am »
Place a cardboard cutout of yourself in your chair every time you leave your desk.
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Shell Game

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Workplace power moves
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2018, 09:41:46 am »
Place a cardboard cutout of yourself in your chair every time you leave your desk.
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Victor Laszlo

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Workplace power moves
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2018, 10:09:18 am »
If someone makes a mistake and you can't immediately locate them, just start yelling at the nearest person in case they don't already know not to fuck with you.
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Ragnarok Boobies

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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2018, 10:17:45 am »
Have a Word a Day calendar that’s full of blank pages so when someone comes by and asks why you did something you can respond with, “I am at a total loss for words.”
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Darkly

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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2018, 10:18:18 am »
Beat up the biggest coworker on your first day of work.
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Darkly

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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2018, 10:19:29 am »
Keep a framed picture of yourself on your desk. - bonus points if your name is on the frame or in the picture.

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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2018, 10:45:08 am »
Browse ballp.it on company time
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Darkly

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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2018, 11:41:50 am »
- Heat up the door handles with an electric starter
- Blow feathers on coworkers with a fan
- Hang an iron up on a pulley to drop on coworkers
- Rig a blowtorch to a door
- Put cardboard cutouts of people on a train set to roll past the windows
- Release a tarantula
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Workplace power moves
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2018, 02:46:19 pm »
- Heat up the door handles with an electric starter
- Blow feathers on coworkers with a fan
- Hang an iron up on a pulley to drop on coworkers
- Rig a blowtorch to a door
- Put cardboard cutouts of people on a train set to roll past the windows
- Release a tarantula

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