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Place a cardboard cutout of yourself in your chair every time you leave your desk.
Keep a framed picture of yourself on your desk. - bonus points if your name is on the frame or in the picture.
- Heat up the door handles with an electric starter- Blow feathers on coworkers with a fan- Hang an iron up on a pulley to drop on coworkers- Rig a blowtorch to a door- Put cardboard cutouts of people on a train set to roll past the windows- Release a tarantula