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Workplace power moves

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jack chick:
Keep a framed picture of yourself on your desk. - bonus points if your name is on the frame or in the picture.
Hang up a "Bless this mess" sign near where your group sits.

Vinny Possum:
Piss on things to mark your territory

Shell Game:
Bug pins. On display. Frequently admired.

hold out your hand like a fuckin terminator laser beam at the card reader so it can read your implanted employee rfid chip and watch your coworkers marvel at your H A C K E R   A R M

A Meat:
Arrive early, so you can berate coworkers for not loving their job as much as you do


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