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Topic: Workplace power moves  (Read 3029 times)

jack chick

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Workplace power moves
Keep a framed picture of yourself on your desk. - bonus points if your name is on the frame or in the picture.
Hang up a "Bless this mess" sign near where your group sits.
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Vinny Possum

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Workplace power moves #1
Piss on things to mark your territory
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Shell Game

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Workplace power moves #2
Bug pins. On display. Frequently admired.
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krytton

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Workplace power moves #3
hold out your hand like a fuckin terminator laser beam at the card reader so it can read your implanted employee rfid chip and watch your coworkers marvel at your H A C K E R   A R M
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A Meat

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Workplace power moves #4
Arrive early, so you can berate coworkers for not loving their job as much as you do
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AgentCoop

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Workplace power moves #5
Bring in your own Maxwell House and say you "just like the flavor better"
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Boots Raingear

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Workplace power moves #6
Place a cardboard cutout of yourself in your chair every time you leave your desk.
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Shell Game

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Workplace power moves #7
Place a cardboard cutout of yourself in your chair every time you leave your desk.
Boots Raingear, November 08, 2018, 09:16:26 am
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Victor Laszlo

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Workplace power moves #8
If someone makes a mistake and you can't immediately locate them, just start yelling at the nearest person in case they don't already know not to fuck with you.
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Ragnarok Boobies

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Workplace power moves #9
Have a Word a Day calendar that’s full of blank pages so when someone comes by and asks why you did something you can respond with, “I am at a total loss for words.”
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Darkly

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Workplace power moves #10
Beat up the biggest coworker on your first day of work.
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Darkly

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Workplace power moves #11
Keep a framed picture of yourself on your desk. - bonus points if your name is on the frame or in the picture.
jack chick, November 07, 2018, 11:42:02 pm

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Bobguinary Novel

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Workplace power moves #12
Browse ballp.it on company time
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Darkly

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Workplace power moves #13
- Heat up the door handles with an electric starter
- Blow feathers on coworkers with a fan
- Hang an iron up on a pulley to drop on coworkers
- Rig a blowtorch to a door
- Put cardboard cutouts of people on a train set to roll past the windows
- Release a tarantula
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Bobguinary Novel

  • FPlus Logo Club Vice President
  • Paid
  • You Can't Ban the Magic of ~*~PUNS~*~ Fuckos!
  • 2,878
  • 134
Workplace power moves #14
- Heat up the door handles with an electric starter
- Blow feathers on coworkers with a fan
- Hang an iron up on a pulley to drop on coworkers
- Rig a blowtorch to a door
- Put cardboard cutouts of people on a train set to roll past the windows
- Release a tarantula
Darkly, November 08, 2018, 11:41:50 am

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