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Topic: 293: Problematic Sex Toys  (Read 645 times)

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« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2018, 06:02:04 am »
I challenge the idea that any inch of these things is usable
Sham bam bamina!

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« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2018, 08:32:59 am »
Itís really an achievement that this episode started at Bad Dragon knockoffs and got progressively grosser.
Edit: on relistening itís actually equally gross the whole time, I think I just protected myself from visualizing the monster dicks the first time through
« Last Edit: December 15, 2018, 10:56:22 am by Friend Anemone »

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« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2018, 09:59:16 am »
So the description of the dildo shaped like a chicken-head makes me wonder if anyone's made a buttplug shaped like the head and neck of a goose, possibly titled the "Gargantua Special"
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« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2018, 02:00:29 pm »
I've learned from past F+ episodes that even if they do make a Pringles sex toy, no one will be able to figure out how to fuck it.

Proposal: a hole in the base of the pringles can so you can use your dick to push them further up to within reach of your fingers.
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« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2018, 02:20:06 pm »
of course it's a woman. men couldn't have invented ovipositor dildos

You and I have very different male friends.
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« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2018, 06:01:26 pm »
What about a Pringles can with a spring-loaded snake dildo inside?

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« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2018, 07:24:57 pm »
of course it's a woman. men couldn't have invented ovipositor dildos

You and I have very different male friends.
I know right? This clearly speaks to some kind of "womb envy" and plays into a lot of awful hentai that was definitely written and drawn by men.

Anywho, this was a fantastic episode, I love it when ya'll get into this real atrocious stuff.

EDIT: You can stamp this one "Dr. Buttplug approved!"
« Last Edit: December 14, 2018, 09:35:57 pm by Jackal Flapnasty »

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« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2018, 05:27:14 am »
So the dimension hopping dildologists are just star trek porn parody redshirts, right?

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« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2018, 04:11:21 pm »
How did you guys know exactly what I wanted for Xmas?

...

THE EPISODE I MEANT THE NEW EPISODE TO LISTEN TO NOOOOOOOOOO
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« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2018, 05:10:18 pm »
I like to pretend like the horrible geek dildos are entirely funded by jock bullies who secretly want to be humiliated by a nerd.  Mostly because the thought of a fan genuinely wanting those makes me cringe so hard I turn inside out.
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« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2018, 02:39:59 am »
I really don't have anything to add, but I just want to reiterate that "Watership DTF" is an amazingly good joke.

I honestly thought Adam saying "Bitcoin Buttplug" would be the highlight of the episode, but goddamn was I proven wrong.
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