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Topic: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds  (Read 477 times)

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Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
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« Last Edit: December 21, 2018, 09:59:39 am by Shell Game »

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Reply #1
I can't believe I've been using Jell-O the wrong way my entire life...
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See, I've been telling you all these years that you're not supposed to be giving yourself an enema with it!
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Reply #3
Breakfast, have you ever consider filling yourself... with air?

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is the reason why rubbing their bellies is the erotic act because you can't actually reach their genitals?

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Breakfast, have you ever consider filling yourself... with air?
(kumquat voice) BREAKFAST WITH AIR!!!
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Reply #6
is the reason why rubbing their bellies is the erotic act because you can't actually reach their genitals?

i think that, and this kinda builds off of what Adam was saying in the ep, feeders are just really into THE IDEA AROUND eating a bunch and getting huge. Like. The belly part is a constant reminder of some platonic ideal of fat that can only be attained by the most erotic of feedings.

Also maybe. Breakfast did read that line from the guy who was scared he was "too fat to masturbate."

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Reply #7
[yuck]

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Reply #8
They didn't read it in the episode, but I still think that the 'Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Calorie Bomb' is one of the grossest recipes I've encountered when mining for stuff, so here you go:

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This thing is around 3200 calories. [freakout]
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Reply #9
Evil Cheese Goo was enough for me tbh. But maybe there's a place for bad recipes in our future. Who knows?
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Reply #10
I wanna do a recipe episode!

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Reply #11
Wow, it's been a while since an episode has made me actually physically sick. Thank god I waited until I was done eating a bunch of garbage at a christmas eve party to listen to you guys read about someone funneling cream down their throat
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Wow, it's been a while since an episode has made me actually physically sick. Thank god I waited until I was done eating a bunch of garbage at a christmas eve party to listen to you guys read about someone funneling cream down their throat
Are you saying our holiday treat didn't put you in the mood to try funneling?
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"Are these people cats or dogs?"

The Case For:
- Cats are lactose intolerant.
- Cats are obligate carnivores (aside from the "unique" cream of brocolli soup that was promptly vomited up in the part of the story the OP didn't tell, were there any other vegetables in this entire doc?)
- Cats lack the reflex that tells them when they are too full to eat anymore, which is why they are always meowing to be fed. The activities of this forum are perfectly rational to a cat.
- Cats use their whiskers to help them judge whether a space is wide enough to squeeze through. A cat that is intelligent enough to observe human behaviour but that is not intelligent enough to contextualize it might mistake the act of bumping into things a lot (such as in the Stuckage story) as the normal human version of that activity for humans that are humanly posting on a human forum.

The Case Against:
- Cats can't type on a keyboard without fingers?
- Cats don't have money with which to pay the internet bill?
- (Submit proposal for research grant money before finishing this part)
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Reply #14
But can cats or dogs figure out a funnel?