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Topic: 281: I Want That Inside Me  (Read 6956 times)

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281: I Want That Inside Me #45
You’ll want to think long and hard (heh) about this decision before 
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281: I Want That Inside Me #46
on the topic of stupid body mods

https://medium.com/@DavidVanBeveren/ten-reasons-why-i-m-getting-a-split-tongue-and-why-you-should-consider-getting-it-too-3e2069662dea
A Meat, January 19, 2019, 07:07:19 am

One of the specific reasons to get your tongue split is so that you can learn which of your friends disapprove of split tongues and cut them out of your life.  That's really something right there.
Victor Laszlo, January 19, 2019, 04:00:39 pm

I’ve mostly weeded out all of my overly religious and judgemental friends with other lifestyle choices I’ve made (can someone say, “rat owning polyamorous swinger”?), but for folks that have no idea how supposed “friends” may act? Rock out your new radar and let’s get to re-organizing your social circle. ;-)

Yeah, it sounds like this person's problem is definitely the other people in their life.

Cutting my tongue in half to trigger the squares.

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281: I Want That Inside Me #47
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That definitely sounds like a guy who just has too many friends.
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281: I Want That Inside Me #48
despite being poly none of the reasons are 'so I can do a double kiss with my 2 terrifyingly enthusiastic harry potter fan girlfriends'
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281: I Want That Inside Me #49
"Trying to get rid of my judgmental friends" seems like a really convenient rationale for doing almost everything, when you think about it.

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281: I Want That Inside Me #50
despite being poly none of the reasons are 'so I can do a double kiss with my 2 terrifyingly enthusiastic harry potter fan girlfriends'
GirlKisser420, January 20, 2019, 02:25:11 pm

I tried to imagine how this would work and now my tongue hurts.

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281: I Want That Inside Me #51
despite being poly none of the reasons are 'so I can do a double kiss with my 2 terrifyingly enthusiastic harry potter fan girlfriends'
GirlKisser420, January 20, 2019, 02:25:11 pm

I tried to imagine how this would work and now my tongue hurts.
Dawnswalker, January 20, 2019, 06:32:29 pm
well they don't teach it to muggles
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281: I Want That Inside Me #52
on the topic of stupid body mods

https://medium.com/@DavidVanBeveren/ten-reasons-why-i-m-getting-a-split-tongue-and-why-you-should-consider-getting-it-too-3e2069662dea
A Meat, January 19, 2019, 07:07:19 am

One of the specific reasons to get your tongue split is so that you can learn which of your friends disapprove of split tongues and cut them out of your life.  That's really something right there.
Victor Laszlo, January 19, 2019, 04:00:39 pm

I’ve mostly weeded out all of my overly religious and judgemental friends with other lifestyle choices I’ve made (can someone say, “rat owning polyamorous swinger”?), but for folks that have no idea how supposed “friends” may act? Rock out your new radar and let’s get to re-organizing your social circle. ;-)

Yeah, it sounds like this person's problem is definitely the other people in their life.

Cutting my tongue in half to trigger the squares.
Darkly, January 20, 2019, 01:21:37 pm
...And if you'd like to alienate your friends and family why don't you check out BAAAAAAAAALL PIIIIIIT!
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281: I Want That Inside Me #53
y'all read a lot of gross shit but i've never had to consciously skip over a few minutes of the podcast before. that eye discussion really got me. (ew.)
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