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Topic: 299: Lavender Scissors Overlord  (Read 1156 times)


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299: Lavender Scissors Overlord #15
"Morgan Blayde, while we appreciate your script proposal, we are searching for something subtler here at Grasshopper Manufacture."
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299: Lavender Scissors Overlord #16
I am incredibly happy to have Portaxx's dragon voice back.Pavlova, March 18, 2019, 05:43:41 pm
I really appreciated the surreptitious "hruh" when the werewolves came up.
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299: Lavender Scissors Overlord #17
all i could think of when i heard the phrase "combat butler".

"would you like an ass-whooping, mr wright?"


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299: Lavender Scissors Overlord #18
iirc combat butler is a tvtropes thing, which explains a lot

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299: Lavender Scissors Overlord #19
The blurbs remind me of the screeds at the beginning of every issue of Claremont/Miller's run on Wolverine. Couldn't find a complete version but they all end with this type of formulaic thing.