I'm exploring the chapters that led up to the Chocolate Wizard story we didn't read, and some of their branching paths, and I have come to, uh, a chapter where Jeff's hot muscular brother Troy comes to his door and asks if he can borrow a condom. Unbeknownst to Troy, Jeff then uses the Chronivac to transform into a condom. Troy enters the room and finds no trace of his brother, but he does find a condom on the floor, and says, and I quote: "This is very weird but I got what I wanted and I'm in for some hot action tonight."
Only two followups to this entry have been written, but one of them is titled "Time is up at just the worst time" and is tagged "violence". Oh no