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Have there been any squirt gun kickstarters? I’ll be shocked if no one has tried to capitalize on this niche yet (aside from, you know, actual toy companies).
Darkly, July 28, 2019, 09:16:19 am

You're in luck!
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Have there been any squirt gun kickstarters? I’ll be shocked if no one has tried to capitalize on this niche yet (aside from, you know, actual toy companies).
Darkly, July 28, 2019, 09:16:19 am

You're in luck!
Neal, July 28, 2019, 09:35:21 am

I always get really depressed by what projects massively exceed their pledge goals...
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Escalation Packs: Planning a mutiny at that other department at work or a 'different' surprise for your best friends’ wedding? We can’t think of better use cases for these packs. Gather your two football teams and get ready for total escalation!

Hell yeah, brother!
Darkly, July 28, 2019, 12:09:17 pm

This'll be perfect for my best friend's football-themed wedding to our mutual co-worker! We work in the office of a pirate ship.
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Darkly, July 28, 2019, 12:09:17 pm

Who else immediately read those squirt gun icons as bacon?


EDIT: Also I'm surprised that filling a squirt-gun with pee or some other gross fluid never came up because that's usually how The Water Wars ended in my neighborhood.
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Darkly, July 28, 2019, 12:09:17 pm

Who else immediately read those squirt gun icons as bacon?


EDIT: Also I'm surprised that filling a squirt-gun with pee or some other gross fluid never came up because that's usually how The Water Wars ended in my neighborhood.
Dr. Buttplug, July 29, 2019, 10:59:30 am
I'm pretty sure that violates the Geneva Convention.
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I'm pretty sure that violates the Geneva Convention.
Darkly, July 28, 2019, 12:09:17 pm
It did make my mom say I wasn't allowed to hang out with Joseph because he was a disgusting pervert. Which is effectively the same thing at 10 years old.

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who is the target customer for a nearly $200 squirtgun

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who is the target customer for a nearly $200 squirtgun
KendrickLobstar, July 29, 2019, 05:09:53 pm
Men in arrested development.

So it's actually quite a lucrative market.
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Honestly surprised there wasn't any piss in this episode.

I mean I'm happy there wasn't, but also surprised.

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Honestly surprised there wasn't any piss in this episode.

I mean I'm happy there wasn't, but also surprised.
dickthedick, August 06, 2019, 07:14:41 pm

Piss is verboten. It will clog the tubes and you'll have to spend time suctioning and jabbing a paper clip or a knitting needle into the firing port. Do not disgrace the $200 Das Squirtgun with your disgusting body fluids
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I'm already relistening to this one. This may be one of my overall favorites. It's just so wholesomely stupid.

ETA. A modern classic, says me.
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When I was twelve I was one of those kids who thought that water guns were awesome and had dumb opinions about which ones were better. Even at twelve I don't think I was half as obsessed or dedicated as any of these people.
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I stumbled on some actual battle footage. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCviQDUyMKLxVo6ljBVHJleQ
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